A #pasquinade!
Title:- 'एक महफिल'
A macoranic, satirical #thread on #GST.
Contd.
Foreword:
This is abstract of tête-e-tête of the guys, gathered for carousing. There are 4 partakers; all are businessmen. Thread has 4 parts. Consider each part as a number of peg.
It's not jabberwocky, but
their 'gravitas';
truth often comes out,
'in vino veritas'!
Contd.
Part 1: शायराना माहौल
All are ecstatic upon meeting business friends and hence they are in शायराना mood.
Rule of महफिल:
"महफिल में, मदीरा सब को मिलेगी दायरे में,
हर बात होगी ऐसे, जैसे होती है मुशायरे में।"
Contd.
Part 2: दर्द-ए-बाज़ार
It's about competition, discipline and ethics of their businesses.
"हर घड़ी चश्म-ए-ख़रीदार में रहने के लिए,
कुछ हुनर चाहिए, बाज़ार में रहने के लिए।"
Contd.
Part 3: जीएसटी की उलझने
Are they boozers or losers?
Because they feel
"क्योंकि सास भी कभी बहू थी धारावाहिक में,
सास बहू के बीच, देखी नहीं थी उतनी रंजीशे;
जितनी, 'इनपुट टॅक्स क्रेडिट' का लाभ लेने के
लिए कर दाता ने #जीएसटी में पाई है बंदिशे।"
Contd.
Part 4: Kvetching the portal
A portal with multifarious glitches!
“To work on #GSTPortal isn't easy,
as to order online
McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish;
expecting efficacy from such an
ailing portal; it's
merely a will-o’-the-wisp.”
' HALF SEAS OVER ' !
🍷 🍷PARTY OVER !
🙏
#read
#stressrelief
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