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Kamal Soni

@Adv_KamalSoni

Aug 11, 2021 • 8 tweets • 4 min read • Read on X

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A #pasquinade!

Title:- 'एक महफिल'

A macoranic, satirical #thread on #GST.

Contd.

Foreword:
This is abstract of tête-e-tête of the guys, gathered for carousing. There are 4 partakers; all are businessmen. Thread has 4 parts. Consider each part as a number of peg.

It's not jabberwocky, but
their 'gravitas';
truth often comes out,
'in vino veritas'!

Contd.

Part 1: शायराना माहौल

All are ecstatic upon meeting business friends and hence they are in शायराना mood.

Rule of महफिल:

"महफिल में, मदीरा सब को मिलेगी दायरे में,
हर बात होगी ऐसे, जैसे होती है मुशायरे में।"

Contd.

Part 2: दर्द-ए-बाज़ार

It's about competition, discipline and ethics of their businesses.

"हर घड़ी चश्म-ए-ख़रीदार में रहने के लिए,
कुछ हुनर चाहिए, बाज़ार में रहने के लिए।"

Contd.

Part 3: जीएसटी की उलझने

Are they boozers or losers?

Because they feel

"क्योंकि सास भी कभी बहू थी धारावाहिक में,
सास बहू के बीच, देखी नहीं थी उतनी रंजीशे;
जितनी, 'इनपुट टॅक्स क्रेडिट' का लाभ लेने के
लिए कर दाता ने #जीएसटी में पाई है बंदिशे।"

Contd.

Part 4: Kvetching the portal

A portal with multifarious glitches!

“To work on #GSTPortal isn't easy,
as to order online
McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish;
expecting efficacy from such an
ailing portal; it's
merely a will-o’-the-wisp.”

' HALF SEAS OVER ' !
🍷 🍷PARTY OVER !

🙏
#read
#stressrelief

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#Thread|#Rhymes|#Verses|#GST

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Repartee
=========

Cognoscenti; a poet with verses
V/s.
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Thence, I excogitated this thread with befitting songs in background.

It's harmonious!
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