I've discovered a solution to the #NHS #Covid Staffing Crisis.
It's simple.
Variable treatment according to status.
The Unvaccinated who chose to disbelieve medical science should be cared for in a marquee in the hospital car park by Gavin, a plumber, Steve the trainee, and a random collection of people selected from Facebook and YouTube.
You know ... people they trust.
Meanwhile anyone who voted Tory should be placed in a half-built wing, amidst a building site with no equipment and no staff ...
Like the ones that the PM announced as 'completely open and ready for business'.
Lastly, anyone who ever voted #Ukip or #ReformParty should wait in a queue until a pure-blood Englishman with documented proof of heritage going back to Norman times is available to care for them.
I think that should sort it.
Perhaps some of them would finally understand the lies they have been told, the myths they have been sold, and maybe gain a smidgen of humanity.
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