I've discovered a solution to the #NHS #Covid Staffing Crisis.
It's simple.
Variable treatment according to status.
It's simple.
Variable treatment according to status.
The Unvaccinated who chose to disbelieve medical science should be cared for in a marquee in the hospital car park by Gavin, a plumber, Steve the trainee, and a random collection of people selected from Facebook and YouTube.
You know ... people they trust.
You know ... people they trust.
Meanwhile anyone who voted Tory should be placed in a half-built wing, amidst a building site with no equipment and no staff ...
Like the ones that the PM announced as 'completely open and ready for business'.
Like the ones that the PM announced as 'completely open and ready for business'.
Lastly, anyone who ever voted #Ukip or #ReformParty should wait in a queue until a pure-blood Englishman with documented proof of heritage going back to Norman times is available to care for them.
I think that should sort it.
I think that should sort it.
Perhaps some of them would finally understand the lies they have been told, the myths they have been sold, and maybe gain a smidgen of humanity.
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