⚯ M Cryptadamus ⚯ | @cryptadamist@universeodon.com Profile picture
"in the land of the coins the man who makes it to dubai is king" (often held in The Shadows of Bǟǟn by The Brothren, you may not see me tweet unless you 🔔)

Apr 5, 2023, 15 tweets

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Amended $MCB 🧵: $MCB's auditor Crowe LLP raised a "critical audit matter" relating to the "qualitative" & "subjective" nature of $MCB's measurements of how many loans would go bad. (@RasooliSheida made a mistake w/r/t whether it was on the $MCB site but it's still bad.

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$MCB took a huge $35 million charge that wiped out their profits for 2022-Q4 in anticipation of getting fined civilly and possibly criminally for #PPP loan fraud of some kind.

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They did that because... they're under investigation. At the very least they are gonna get hit with major civil violations, but I have a hunch it will escalate to criminal bc of the #CryptoCom/#Binance connection... $MCB

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Sometimes it's the little things, you know?

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I will leave this mini-thread about how $MCB just hired the team that ran the extremely fraud prone EB-5 "greencards 4 cash" related program over at the now completely collapsed $SBNY right here:

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Given that everyone's a bubblin' about how commercial real estate is an absolute fucking train wreck that just keeps accelerating into what appears to be a brick wall, maybe good to note $MCB's loans are 80% CRE.

And 19% of those are in a category called "Other".

WTF?

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In addition to it's vast commercial real estate loan portfolio that is going to absolutely eat shit in the next few years $MCB has about a half billion in treasuries and mortgage backed securities...

Also all of the same long term kind that sank $SIVB.

ngmi

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If we look at $MCB's employees' work histories we find a whole lot of references to small banks convicted of fraud:

- $SBNY
- #CrossRiverBank (@coinbase's bank, #PPP loan fraud accusations f. Congress)
- #HSBC (🚩)
- Deutsche Bank
- Popular Bank
- Bank of China

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What's that thing the smart short sellers say about executives leaving the firm being the #1 best indicator that something is wrong at a company?

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Almost no one at $MCB has been there even two years. It makes me think the ongoing NYDFS investigation and soon to be written civil and / or criminal charges for the bank led NYDFS to restructure it...

At which point $MCB got bed w/crypto (#CryptoCom, #Voyager. #Revolut)

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Morgan Stanley released a report on "who is still banking crypto" where they confirm what has been alleged on Twitter for a while now:

That $MCB is still banking #CryptoCom despite removing #CDC's logo from their investor presentation.

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If you want to know why that's a bad idea read my old threads about $MCB or #CryptoCom or read this substack post I wrote.

tl;dr #CryptoCom is a not a legitimate company and had their European funds seized for money laundering.
cryptadamus.substack.com/p/cryptocom-or…

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Morgan Stanley also reporting that $MCB has four (4!) active crypto clients as of January 2023 but then only lists 3 (and one of them might not be a "banking client").

Who are the other ones?

Also lol at all these sus banks offering #TassatPay AKA #SigNET by $SBNY.

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Countdown to $MCB's cry of "misinformation from short sellers"...

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