Every year we do "Standards of Business" Training at work. Usually it's vignettes and a quiz, but the last few years it's been, like, PRODUCED. I mean, actors, plot-lines, backstabbing, and I👏🏼AM👏🏼GRIPPED. They've turned our ethics training into a telenovella. SO GOOD.
This guy is learning what happens when you're sloppy with security permissions. HE IS SO SAD.
I SWEAR IT STARTED LIKE AN EPISODE OF SVU. *PREVIOUSLY ON STANDARDS OF BUSINESS CONDUCT*. bump bump!
And now there's a whole governmental thing. I'm loving this show. Season 2 of "Microsoft Standards of Business Conduct" is SO good.
This guy is one of the Hacker Cabal... (it's an inclusive group of evil hackers, all types of people) Okay, Mr. Microsoft. But soon I will have YOUR people's credentials

• • •

Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to force a refresh
 

Keep Current with Scott Hanselman

Scott Hanselman Profile picture

Stay in touch and get notified when new unrolls are available from this author!

Read all threads

This Thread may be Removed Anytime!

PDF

Twitter may remove this content at anytime! Save it as PDF for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video
  1. Follow @ThreadReaderApp to mention us!

  2. From a Twitter thread mention us with a keyword "unroll"
@threadreaderapp unroll

Practice here first or read more on our help page!

More from @shanselman

May 8, 2021
At my mom’s house and found this treasure trove of #StarTrek @StarTrek toys from my childhood. Exquisitely maintained. 1/x ImageImageImage
At my mom’s house and found this treasure trove of #StarTrek @StarTrek toys from my childhood. Exquisitely maintained. 2/x ImageImageImageImage
At my mom’s house and found this treasure trove of #StarTrek @StarTrek toys from my childhood. Exquisitely maintained. 3/x ImageImageImageImage
Read 11 tweets
Apr 22, 2021
Can hardly believe it. This is Windows 10 in 2021. Installing UbuntuGIMPGimp
Current status: running Internet Explorer on Wine on WSLg on Windows 10 BECAUSE I CAN Image
Current status - running Windows 3.1 via JavaScript inside of Chrome on Linux via WSLg on Windows 10. THIS IS HOW I DEVELOP SOFTWARE NOW Image
Read 4 tweets
Jan 31, 2021
Pro tip: stop worrying about the algorithm, and just make things that make you happy, feed your spirit, and that you think other people will like. In that order.
No joke, I really try not to look at any analytics, I care more about comments than page views, I haven’t looked at the stats from my blog or my YouTube. Looking at analytics only gives me stress, making stuff does not stress me out, so I try to optimize for *not stress.*
The world is littered with 9 episode podcasts that gave up after a few months. No one listened to my podcast for 100 episodes. But I wasn’t doing it for the audience, I was doing it *for the conversations.* (Not sure if folks listen now, no Apple iTunes lists, no awards)
Read 4 tweets
Jan 30, 2021
Will they know? vm.tiktok.com/ZMJoVFddM/
In celebration of my own YouTube reaching 100k subscribers, let’s make a thread of emerging technical YouTubers! I ask that you:

1. Take one moment and subscribe to them
2. RT and share with your college us to subscribe!
3. Leave then an encouraging comment!
Check out @Moe23, he has a YouTube with step by step for Docker, Aspnet, Blazor and more! Great thumbnails! youtube.com/channel/UC9ao0…
Read 10 tweets
Jan 24, 2021
When the Reply Guys are speaking English but with all the wrong words and in the wrong order.
I really really really avoid saying “maybe google me before replying” but I think it. It’s hubris. Something to watch for in one’s self.
OMG
Read 4 tweets
Dec 26, 2020
Is this #HBOMax #WW84 film grain a compression artifact or was this intentional? The film is glorious but the grain is overwhelmingly distracting.
I’ve been looking closely at this and here’s what I thing. #ww84 added a film grain to get that 80s look, but expected the film to be on a big screen at a FAR FAR higher bitate. Whatever codec that #HBOMax is using is emphasizing the grain to the point of distraction.
Moving off the Xbox #hbomax app to a chromecast ultra to see if 4k helps #ww84’s film grain
Read 4 tweets

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!


This site is made by just two indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3/month or $30/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Don't want to be a Premium member but still want to support us?

Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal

Or Donate anonymously using crypto!

Ethereum

0xfe58350B80634f60Fa6Dc149a72b4DFbc17D341E copy

Bitcoin

3ATGMxNzCUFzxpMCHL5sWSt4DVtS8UqXpi copy

Thank you for your support!

Follow Us on Twitter!

:(