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on this glorious horny day I’m thinking about stupidly horny Sheith, maybe they’re even high and they’re experimenting with object insertion. I don’t know why but they think it’s hilarious and keep giggling through the whole thing

#sheith #nsfw #abo
I feel kinda inspired by one movie scene and also by the general idea of playing doctor (no underage tho). I like the idea of Sheith just being really casually intime, trusting but also very horny and curious about their bodies once they start dating each other
So maybe they get high and then watch a few weird things on the internet, getting inspired to try some weird things themselves.

They go grocery shopping spontaneously then at the nearest corner store. Laughing while Shiro pushes Keith around in a cart
They buy all sorts of foods, mainly vegetables and sweets.

Corn, carrots, cucumbers...strawberries and cream and chocolate sauce.

Back home, they take their bags to the bedroom and write down a messy list of their purchases. They need to rate them from 1 to 10
Keith giggles while Shiro puts a condom on a carrot, laughter only increasing when the green ends of it ticke the back of Keith’s thighs.

At this point, neither of them feel even horny. They’re doing this for science and the results are important.
Shiro reminds Keith of that, although he’s grinning himself.

Keith, who is always pretty wet, let’s Shiro push the carrot into his pussy. It’s a little underwhelming.

„Maybe we should’ve cut the green stuff off and put it inside with the wilder end first.“ Keith says.
They write that down in their notes. For science. The carrot gets a bad rating.

Keith likes the corn much better. The grit is much more to his preference, the ridges feel nice and make his pussy tingle. He can feel himself getting wetter as Shiro, who lazily lays between his
Spread legs, fucks him with the vegetable. He’s just staring to push his hips back to meet every thrust when Shiro says something that stops his orgasm before it has any chance of peaking.

„Your pussy is so hot babe, I wonder if you could make this corn pop.“

They both start
Laughing so hard then, that they have to take the corn out. They decide to come back to it later and fill their notes then.

For a while they lay naked on the bed, trying to catch their breath. It’s a lost cause when Shiro decides to add a drawing to their notes. A bad doodle of
Keith with a carrot in his ass, the green end sticking out of like a bushy animals tail.

They start crying with laughter again and then decide to take a break. Their research made them hungry. They rip their snacks open like wild animals and get skittles and chocolate drops all
over the bed. They munch on cookies and chips and for desert, some strawberries which they dunk in whipped cream and chocolate sauce. It’s a mess but they don’t care about any ruined sheets.

They think it’s hilarious to lick sticky sauce off each other’s fingers and lips,
which brings them the genius idea to simply cover each other in cream to lick it off.

At one point, maybe the point where Shiro licked chocolate from Keith’s scent glands, they get horny again.
Their makeout turns frantic and even messier when they rub against each other.

Shiro Sprays some whipped cream directly onto the tip of his hard cock, making it look a little like it wears a hat.

Keith only giggles briefly before swallowing Shiro down.
By the time Shiro comes down his throat, Keith is so horny again that he thinks he can’t wait for another few minutes until Shiro is hard again.

When he tells Shiro as much, lips shiny with cum, Shiro only grins and flips Keith to his back.

Then he fucks Keith so hard with
A large cucumber that Keith comes once from that and then immediately again, on Shiro’s cock. Squirting and panting.

When they wake up the next morning, they’re both sore and covered in dried cum and sticky cream. There is chocolate all over their sheets, used vegetables on
The floor and their ‘scientific notes’ can’t be read by either of them.

They’ll swear to never mention this to another soul, EVER and also decide to not smoke anything for a while.

- end
So....this was weird and unexpected and I dunno where this mess came from but here it is 🥦🥕🥒 (eat your veggies kids and maybe don’t stick them in your holes or whatever)
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