Thread by @EowynOakheart

Okay, #DisneyPlus. Let's do this.

Folks, your favorite Star Wars non-fan is going to do a #StarWars rewatch. Reactions to follow.

(I'm not literally live-tweeting, but I am transcribing notes I wrote while watching, so it'll be a little stream-of-consciousnesses.)

For context:

I have seen the original and prequel trilogies exactly once, several years ago. (I remember very little.) I've seen The Force Awakens . . . thrice, maybe? Four times? I saw The Last Jedi once, and I saw The Rise of Skywalker when it came out last month.

I saw Rogue One once, but HEARTILY disliked it, so I'm not sure I want to include that one in my rewatch. I never saw Solo and I don't think it's on Disney Plus right now. We'll see about that one. I may or may not still have access to TROS by the time I get to its slot in line.

I just finished - and LOVED - #TheMandalorian. It's by far one of my favorite #StarWars things, maybe my very favorite one. (Although I have a real soft spot for TFA, I have to say.)

As I have rambled on about at length, I am a self-proclaimed non-fan of the saga. There's a lot about it I don't like or don't get. But there are odd pockets of aspects I do really like or love, so I'm undertaking this rewatch once more to see what all the fuss is about.

I would like to conclusively decide my place in or adjacent to the #StarWars fandom, and I feel I'm currently lacking the ability and information to do so without further study.

So, here we go.

Star Wars: A New Hope

Am I supposed to understand what's going on in this opening scene? Whose ship are we on? Why are Vader and Leia on the same vessel? What's happening?

GOD, C3PO is annoying. I'll try to only say that once. 😖

Bucketheaded soldiers!

Some of these costumes look really old-fashioned and really budget-friendly, but, like, in a pleasant way.

Lordy, Carrie Fischer is young here. And jesus, she's TINY.

James Earl Jones!!

I know a lot of people experience this exactly the opposite way, but it's always so funny to me to hear Vader speak because I only hear Mufasa. 😆

There's probably a name for the weird wipe-cuts between scenes, right?

Jawas are kind of funny. I'm kind of into them. Plus, I love their . . . ship? car?

The community of broken droids on the Sandcrawler is GREAT. #WallE

Hi Luke.

I like Luke's house, by the way, I always have.

Dude, she's your sister. You shouldn't worry about whether she's beautiful or not.

WHY IS THE MILK BLUE???

They're . . . water farmers? Alrighty. I can roll with that.

I feel like that's probably supposed to be funny, but actually, as someone who grew up and lives in a desert, I can confirm that this should totally be a thing.

Force theme and Tatooine sunset, WOO!!

I love this moment, I really do.

Another thing I do genuinely love about #StarWars is the absolutely bonkers creatures that crop up. Forget the main story, I'd be happy just moseying around looking at bizarro animals in this universe for a couple hours.

Space sheep! (Uh, Luke called it a bantha, maybe?)

Okay, so, Sand People and Jawas aren't the same thing.

Jawas and the funny little hooded scavenger guys, and Sand People are the vaguely racist Muslim-inspired violent guys. Got it.

(I mean, come on. "Sand People?!")

I'm going to spend about 70% of my energy trying to keep straight the Empire, the Republic, the Resistance, the Rebellion, and the Senate, goddammit. Are some of those the same thing?

It's funny every time they say a new "#StarWars " word. Jedi knight. Light saber. Darth Vader. Force. It sounds so strange in the actors' mouths, because of course, culturally, those words didn't mean anything yet.

Am I supposed to know jack shit about the Clone Wars?

Zero women in Vader's war room, huh? Or . . . anywhere else on his ship. Besides the brig.

(Actually, is Vader even the one in charge here? Admiral Cheekbones seems to think he's running the show and that Vader's just an amusing curiosity.)

I love Luke's little flying car.

Oh DAMN, Luke's people BURNED.

TIE Fighters!! Yeeeee!!!

I like these. They scream when they fly, and it's fun.

Space giraffes in (at? is it a town or an establishment?) Mos Eisley! I repeat, SPACE GIRAFFES.

How old is Luke supposed to be?

The cantina situation with all of the different peoples is something I think Star Wars does well and is something I very much enjoy.

I mean, bizarro aliens, bizarro creatures, it's basically the same thing. I'm in.

(Are the humans . . . human? Or something else?)

Hi Han.

Young Harrison Ford is reminding me very strongly of someone here in his introduction, I can't think who, and it's bugging me. (I mean. Obviously he's Harrison Ford. But he's bringing someone else to mind, for me too.)

Why can't we pronounce "Falcon" correctly? Why am I doomed to hearing that wrong for the rest of the saga?

I'm supposed to care who shot first in the scene with the green spikey-headed thing, right?

So, what's the deal with Han, he's a mercenary who runs goods for money? (I guess the correct term would be "smuggler?") And he's under Jabba's . . . thumb? For lack of a better word?

Some of the updated graphics feel so bizarre in this old movie. (Looking at you, Jabba.)

I pretty much never understand what's happening in these movies, if I remember right.

Hey, it's a Mandalorian!

Why is Carrie Fischer being British while talking to Admiral Cheekbones? You're not British, sweetheart. Neither is your character.

Oh damn. Aldearaan BLOWED UP.

"STRETCH OUT WITH YOUR FEELINGS," AAAAHAHAHAHA!

Well by god, the Death Star's enormous.

The Vader and Leia stuff feels really weird knowing he's her father. (See also: Luke's squishy longing for her.) I'd bet about anything that the father angle was a retcon later in the conception of the story. Maybe one that arose when a sequel was needed?

Has Harrison Ford always had an enormous scar on his chin? Or is that a roguish prosthetic?

Isn't Leia's cell number 2187 also Finn's designation?

Vader's not really doing anything. He's just kind of . . . there.

Aaand now we're in the garbage pit. Interminably. Also, gross.

Was Luke always wearing a utility belt? Is that something a water farmer needs?

INCESTY CHEEK KISS.

Obi-Wan is calling him Darth like it's a first name. Isn't it a position? A title? An honorific?

Vader doesn't have his bum-bum-bum-bum-BA-dum-bum-BA-dum-bum-BA-dum theme in this movie.

WHAT?? OBI-WAN DIED?? WTF? I remember that he dies, but not that it happens this early. I do remember thinking it was random as all shit, though. What the hell, Kenobi? You just up and disappeared?!

Look, John Williams is a legend, one of the greats, and I love some of his themes, but may I say that a John Williams score can get absolutely exhausting after a while?

Ah, this may have happened earlier, I don't remember, but I forgot to say:

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh, you magnificent doofus. 🤣

Han, she's half your age and twice as smart. Wayyy out of your league.

My god, there are a lot of men in this movie. Is Leia the only girl? (Besides the aunt.)

INCESTY CHEEK KISS, PART DEUX.

We've been flying in this Death Star canyon for yeeeeears. 😫

Please wrap it up, boys.

Luckily, the day was saved by Luke's feelings and Han's recklessness. 👍🏻

Well, dammit, these three are cute together. Alright. I'll cave to that.

I get it.

I'll be onboard having affection for this trio. Sigh. 😋

Alrighty, I liked this movie better than I did the first time I saw it, but I still have very little idea what's going on most of the time, and parts of it bore me absolutely to tears.

I don't love it, but I also wouldn't have a tantrum if someone made me watch it again.

I have been alerted to the fact that I've been flagrantly misspelling Carrie FISHER's name.

I am ashamed.

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

Tauntaun!

WTF, there's a yeti?

So, Han and Leia banter, then. That's their thing. Gotcha.

Why is Leia still the only girl?

Aw, buddy. Poor cold little guy. I remember this from the first time I watched these - I don't really end up having a "thing" for Luke so much as end up wanting to, like, big-sister him and protect him. Is that weird?

Ewwwwwww. Tauntaun guts. Gross.

Um, Han just flipped on Luke's saber. Can anybody use one? I thought you had to be special and Force-sensitive.

INCESTY KISS. LUKE WAS INTO IT.

Oh, I take it back. There are a couple of women extras punching buttons in the background. Technically, Leia's not the only girl. Still, though.

Which military system are we using here? Who's got rank, Captain Solo or Commander Skywalker?

BUM BUM BUM BUM BA-DUM BUM BA-DUM. I'm going to get so sick of this theme by the end of the movie. Don't they way overuse it?

One of these people is not nearly as appallingly bad an actor as I thought this person was the first time. So. That's good.

UM, FORCE-CHOKE THROUGH THE TV.

God, Carrie Fisher's tiny. I can't get over it.

Imperial Walkers, YEEEEEEEE!! I love these guys. They're so damn cute. 😋💕

Aw. They blew it up. 😕

I don't like the two-legged ones, however. They're nasty-looking.

Luke's going rogue, folks. Because a ghost told him to. Sound logic. 👍🏻

Okay. Can confirm. I'm 35 minutes into the movie and I'm hell-sick of Vader's theme. OVERUSED. GOD.

Are we supposed to be looking at Han's ass while he's trying to fix his broken ship on the asteroid? I feel like that's the point of this sequence.

I've just noticed that the Falcon is shaped like a fucking tick and now I can't unsee it.

Oh yes, do jump into neck-deep murky water on a strange planet, Luke. That's a really good idea.

The common sense is strong with this one.

R2's kind of a sweetie, isn't he?

Oh god, I forgot how creepy the Yoda puppet is. And how goddamn ANNOYING. I'm eternally devoted to Mando's Baby Yoda, but I can't stand Normal Yoda. (Yes, I know they're different characters. That's actually my point.)

Vader only has a cape so he can sweep dramatically down the hallway, right?

The Falcon crew's inside some huge creature's mouth, aren't they? Yep. Of course they are.

Y'all, I have ISSUES with the Jedi code, or way, or rules, or whatever.

Fuck you, Yoda. There is value and power in trying.

They can turn C3PO off? Why don't they do it more often?

I'm annoyed at how cute Han and Leia can be. His flirting can be little much sometimes (product of the times, no doubt), but I'm still pretty into it in spite of that.

I don't like Billy Dee, guys. I never have, in anything I've seen him in. It's not a race thing (GOD no), he's just unappealing to me, and he feels mildly pervy for some reason. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I love Leia's cloud city look.

Perv down, there, Lando. The universe doesn't stop just because there's an attractive person in the room.

Well fuck you very much, you cloud-dwelling traitor.

I feel like Vader's helmet is shinier this movie.

Why does Lando have a cape?

"I love you." "I know." God, what an ass. 😆

I think I missed a lot of the references in The Mandalorian. I'm retroactively getting them now. Aren't the little carbon-freezy guys the same species as Kuiil?

We're getting a LOT of C3PO right now and I'm just about to lose my mind. Shut up, you obnoxious whiny useless thing.

There goes Luke's hand, kind of randomly.

"I am your father." Well, shit.

That's quite a series of faces Luke makes there, too. Wow.

AAAHAHAHA, Leia's a total badass and I love it. 🤣

INCESTY BEDSIDE-MANNER KISS.

I kind of like the ending to this one. It's a good cliffhanger, not too much, not too little. And it's sweet.

Okay. Second movie down.

I dunno, guys. This one's the one everyone thinks is genius?

I liked parts of it okay. I liked Hoth and from the cloud city to the end. But overall, I'd be more inclined to watch the first one again if I had to than watch this one again. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I keep feeling like I was waiting for something to happen, and while, I mean, obviously I recognize that THINGS were happening onscreen, I feel like there wasn't a whole lot of actual PLOT, if that distinction makes sense.

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

I like the foldy triangle ships.

Gross. Jabba's gross. So are many of his minions.

What's with the little lizard-bird thing?

I love the blue elephant piano guy!!

What. The fuck. With the dancing girls and the random CGI dudes.

He dumped her in a gladiator hole. Gross.

GIANT DESERT FROG.

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA, Leia was the bounty hunter, YES. 🤣

Oh god, GROSS. HE FUCKING LICKED HER. 😖

Aww. Wookiee hugs.

My my. Luke got really good really fast.

God fucking dammit. Fuck the gold bikini. Seriously. I hate that damn thing.

Jesus, poor Carrie Fisher. She's WAY too skinny here. I'm sure it's not like they hammered her to make herself sick dropping weight, or anything.

Look at the way she's sitting. Goddammit.

Collar. There's a fucking COLLAR AND CHAIN.

*RAGE SCREAM*

BANTHAS. I love them.

Why, Luke's got a green saber now. After he lost his other one. Explanation?

HA. Okay, Han accidentally knocking Boba Fett to the zarnak(?) was actually hilarious and really well done.

YEAH LEIA. YOU GO, LEIA. STRANGLE HIS NASTY WORMY ASS. WOOOOO!!!

GOD, she's practically NAKED. I'm so sorry, honey.

The assemblage of bad-guy minions awaiting Palpatine's arrival is actually impressive and pretty.

WHO THE SHIT ARE THE RED DRAPEY GUYS?? I LOVE THEM!!

So, we're coming up on the scene where Yoda randomly dies for no reason, right? Yep. Yep we are.

Why do they disappear when they die, though?

Nice smooth little retcon about Vader and Anakin there, Obi-Wan. I see you.

Luke just randomly guesses that Leia's his sister? That feels . . . unrealistic to me. Also, YOU'VE KISSED HER LIKE FIVE TIMES NOW, LUKE. DO US THE DIGNITY OF GIVING A SHUDDER, AT LEAST.

I hate this "bury your feelings" Jedi nonsense. It's WILDLY unhealthy.

And now we have General Calrissian to go with our Captain Solo and Commander Skywalker. Who ranks, folks? Or is it arbitrary? Are they just throwing around military terms for the hell of it?

WHAT?! Who's this power-looking, in-charge-seeming lady?! 😱

THERE'S A FEMALE LEADER, GUYS.

Solo's a general now?

I've walked in the redwood grove they filmed Endor in. 😁

God, the air-motorcycle chase went on FOREVER.

Um. Ewoks aren't cute. They're fucking horrifying. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEIR EYES??

"Can you reach my lightsaber?" SERIOUSLY, JEDI-BOY?!

They think 3PO's a goddamn GOD? Ohhh, they have very poor taste, very poor taste indeed.

So, the point of Leia this movie is to be mostly naked and to have lots of long hair swinging all around her skinny-skinny little body (even though she wore it up all the rest of the time)?

Why on earth wouldn't a male-dominated franchise objectify its badass woman, I guess? 🙄

Okay, I take it back, the baby ewoks are cute. Darling, actually. Only the adults are terrifying. (Their TEETH.😫)

GodDAMN, this is a cringey, awkward conversation. Luke, that's a really shitty way to tell someone that a) her father's a monster and b) that you're her brother.

"Somehow I've always known." OH HAVE YOU, LEIA? HAVE YOU? YOU COULDN'T QUIT KISSING HIM TWO DAYS AGO, BABE.

Um. Vader's got two children. Why is he only interested in the male one?

I wish they'd one day allowed Leia to be powerful like Luke. (In Jedi terms, I mean.)

IMPERIAL WALKER, WOOP WOOP!!

If Luke was supposed to be hidden from Vader, why did they let him keep the Skywalker name? That was really stupid. 😆

How can there possibly still be 45 minutes left?

"I love you." "I know." HA! YES!

Solo shrug!!

Not gonna lie, I skipped through a lot of the interminable parts of the battle where ewoks just run around making random noise and X-Wings fly in random circles. It was too much for me, sorry. I couldn't bear to spend the time.

Ohhh. Vader didn't know about Leia. Okay. That makes more sense. He probably would have tried to collect her if he'd known. (Not that I WANT him to have done it - just, equal-opportunity parental stalking, and all. 😆)

Huh. Vader threw Palpy down a pit. How 'bout that?

I get that the unmasking is supposed to be really moving, but it just felt overwrought and odd to me. 😬

"He's my brother." Han's FACE. 🤣

I do really love the final celebration scene. The music is BEAUTIFUL and everybody's so happy, and - although I know this is controversial - I love that the Hayden-ghost gets to join the Force ghost crew.

I don't know about this movie, though, guys. I hate the Jabba stuff, and I feel like nothing happens for the rest of the movie. I don't have the patience to watch ewoks run randomly around the forest, sorry.

This was my least favorite of the original three.

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

Hey, the pilot in the opening scene is a woman!

I love the little duck droids!

Hi, baby Ewan McGregor. What a terribly unfortunate ponytail you have. Oh dear god.

Um, the fish-faced aliens are horrifyingly racist, my dudes.

Ah yes, that's right. In the prequels, lightsaber fighting got much less practical but much more beautiful to watch. I remember I loved watching the saber fights, even though they were style over substance.

Oh NO, there's a dinky little braid too!

Lordy, Padme's beautiful.

Aaand here's Jar Jar. Sigh. I'm going to have to skip some of his stuff, guys. I can't.

Gunga City's kinda pretty, though.

Oh. Oh it's so bad. Oh help me. Skip skip skip.

Baby Keira Knightley! Hi, honey!

R2!

Ha! Okay, Darth Maul is VERY cool.

I genuinely have no idea what's going on, plot-wise. There's a treaty everybody's worried about, I guess?

Why did anybody ever think Jar Jar was a good idea?

Dear god, they're children, and one is half the age of the other. The immediate love story is CREEPY.

Hee, I love the little springy turtle droids. I didn't realize they were a reference in #TheMandalorian. I loved 'em there, too!!

Sebulba's a cool creature.

The distinction between creature and alien (person) is bizarre in the Star Wars universe, by the way. Is language the dividing line?

Tatooinians basically live in hobbit holes, guys.

Anakin just answered a question of mine. He called himself human. So there are humans in the Star Wars universe. I've been wondering if the human-shaped people were SUPPOSED to be human.

Anakin's entirely fatherless? What, is he supposed to be fucking Jesus? 🙄

Jar Jar's SO awful. Why? Why did they do it?! How is he so consistently moronic?! It's so random, his stupidity doesn't even have anything to do with anything.

Midichlorians, huh?

Btw, "Coruscant" doesn't spell "core-oo-sawnt," folks. It spells "core-oo-SKANT." Just because it's an imaginary alien planet doesn't mean English letters stop following their own rules.

Wow. Qui-Gon did Shmi really dirty, not bargaining for her too. Also, Shmi's a really stupid name, even for Star Wars.

This is a really unfortunate era for CGI creatures. They're possible, but unless you're working with WETA, not yet very good.

Oh god, doesn't this pod race last for, like, eight years? Yeah, I'm going to have to skip this one.

The elephant camels are great. Just haul Shmi onto one with you and run away, Qui-Gon. Wtf?!

#Justice4Shmi

Jedi: Use the FEELINGS, folks.
Also Jedi: *has zero idea that Palpy is a raging psycho villain*

PRETTY.

I have no fucking idea what's happening in this movie, politically speaking.

LONG-NECK JEDI GUY, OMG.

Samuel L. Jackson's so YOUNG here. Also, CGI Yoda is much less creepy than puppet Yoda, but no less annoying.

At least there's ONE female Jedi in the room. Sigh.

Why, exactly, does Naboo have a child queen, btw?

Are we not supposed to be able to tell when it's Keira and when it's Natalie? Because it's really obvious if you pay attention.

God forbid a little boy miss his mother they left behind to die. Fuck you, Yoda.

Oh, hang the code. Let him take a second student if he wants. THEY'RE SO DAMN CONTROLLING.

Padme could have been so great. I wish they hadn't weakened and ruined her later.

Okay, Gungans are AWFUL, but the scene where they ride their duck lizards through the mist whilst blasting their didgeridoos is really freaking cool.

Double saber!!

Qui-Gon down. Get him, Obi-Wan!

I will never not love Padme's entire damn wardrobe, GOD. 😭💕 Most of the time I'm just staring blissfully at her clothes and makeup and hair. LOOK AT THIS WHITE THING.

Okay, on the whole, this movie's pretty shitty. We can agree on that, right? That's not controversial?

Star Wars: Attack of the Clones

HEY! The camera rolls UP after the opening crawl! Isn't this the only movie in which that happens?

"He was once a Jedi. He couldn't assassinate anyone. It's not in his character." Ha. Ha. Ha.

Yeah. Sure. Jedi always have the moral high ground.

One of Padme's handmaidens is Rose Byrne.

Much better look on Obi-Wan. Poor Anakin's got the stupid stupid padawan braid now. Oh god, and the ponytail. I'm so sorry, bro.

Dude, you're STILL too young for her.

Go away, Jar Jar.

Hayden can't act, folks. Like, wow.

Doesn't this chase through Coruscant last for freaking ever?

Yeah. It does. Skipping you . . .

Highways in the sky. I like it.

Jedi-ism is a fucking authoritarian cult and you can't change my mind.

God, Anakin's whiney.

I continue to love Padme's wardrobe, GOD.

I mean, LOOK AT THESE THINGS.

HEADDRESS.

I know we're supposed to fixate on the black corset, but the skirt below is the stunner.

"Excuse me." GET HIM, PADME. Padme doesn't take mansplaining from anybody, you arrogant little shit.

AAAAAHHHHH I LOVE THE KAMINOANS. THEY'RE SOOOOO COOOOOOL!!! 😭💕

LOOK AT THEM!!!

Oh my GOD, Padme's yellow and purple backless Naboo dress, though.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING.

AAAUUUGGGHHHH.

What the actual fuck is happening, I'm kinda into this movie???

I almost didn't make it through the first time, but I'm really liking it this time around? (Well. Most of it. Parts of it are pretty bad.)

That being said, the dialogue is mostly absolute shit. "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." Dear LORD. 🤣

"Here everything's soft. And smooth." Um, PERV DOWN, ANAKIN.

How many changes of clothing did Padme actually bring? And is she changing multiple times a day, or are we supposed to feel time passing with each costume change? (Not that I'm complaining - I'd gladly stroll through her wardrobe and gawk all day.)

Mm, I like Anakin and Padme's theme. It's so pretty - and it sounds related to the Force theme, which is another favorite of mine.

I hate the love story, but I love the love theme. 💕

I 💕 Naboo.

I like Tatooine, too, btw. Are we not supposed to? I think it's cool - I mean, not the slug mob or the, you know, slavery and stuff, but I like the architecture and the animals and the planet.

Luke's house!! Luke's people!!

Hi, Christopher Lee.

So, "Tusken Raider" is the new politer term for "sand people?"

Jesus, fuck Qui-Gon for leaving Shmi behind. Seriously.

These Skywalkers have a knack for turning up mere moments before someone dies. It's like it's a plot convenience or something.

#Justice4Shmi, always.

Anakin: I killed them all.
Padme: Whatevs, bro.

Please don't ruin Padme. Don't throw away her strength for the sake of this shitty love story.

My GOD, Hayden can't act. And Anakin's SO fucking whiney. UGH.

The factory scene ran a little long for me, but it was also surprisingly intense.

I like how, instead of just escaping dangerous parts of the machine, the characters had to figure out how to work through them to the other side. That was really cool.

PADME YES. YOU GET OUT OF THOSE HANDCUFFS.

The Jedi swing into action and make themselves useful for the first time ever, and hey, THERE'S FINALLY MORE THAN ONE WOMAN.

I want a purple lightsaber. Can I have a purple one? Except, let's be realistic, fuck the Jedi code or whatever, so mine would probably be red. 😆

Padme, blaster in hand, riding a space crocodile-horse-cat, being a general badass. That's Leia's mother, alright.

OOPS, Jango down.

So, these Fettlings Yoda brought are bound to be proto-Stormtroopers, right? Their helmets look more Mandalorian than Trooper, but there's no way it's an accident that their armor's all white.

I have no idea what's happening in this movie politically, either, but I can at least see the general direction of Palpy's rise this time, instead of not having one single clue what the shit was going on in the plot of the last one.

"Attack those Federation starships, quickly!" My god, is that a secret Star Trek joke??

Yoda with a saber is ridiculous but pretty fun to watch.

Wedding! And a pretty pretty Padme dress!!

But may I say, Padme, don't marry that little shit. You could do so much better.

So, I actually really liked this one??? I'm as surprised as you are. I mean, it's got some problems, like appalling dialogue and a really crappy love story, but I really enjoyed it anyway. I have happy feelings about this one. Who'd'a thought?!

OH OH WAIT.

Okay, dammit, this is out of order now, but I forgot to say . . .

Gotta bring up the badass Padme battle outfit.

I really wish it didn't magically turn into a crop-top for no reason, but hey, it's even gorgeous that way.

I LOVE HER WARDROBE, GUYS.

Revenge of the Sith:

Anakin got a hair upgrade. He got a scar WHERE AND WHEN, exactly, though? Wow. Shameless villain-signaling.

I don't like the running "I've got a bad feeling about this" gag, btw. It feels contrived EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Why does everybody always act like R2 is useless? He's one of the most useful team members. It's not even a funny joke; it's just stupid.

Oops, bye, Dooku. Look who's under Palpy's thumb. *Side-eyes Anakin*

Grievous is amazing-looking. The cough is really damn annoying, but he's a beautiful creation.

"Wait a minute! How did this happen? We're smarter than this!" HEE.

I'm sorry, the Senate won't let a pregnant woman/mother be a senator? Are you fucking kidding me?

"The fear of loss is a path to the Dark Side." Oh, shove it up your tiny little ass, you shriveled green hobgoblin. People don't rejoice over the idea of losing people they love. That's NORMAL, that's not weakness. Fuck you.

"Rejoice that they joined The Force. Do not miss them." Oh dude, that's some psycho cultist shit right there. Gross.

The floating water-light-fish-opera thing Palpy and Anakin watch is GREAT.

Wookiees live in trees?

GIANT SCREAMY FEATHER LIZARD. I love him!!

He's so cute!!!

WHY DOES GRIEVOUS HAVE AN EXPOSED BEATING HEART???

Hee. Four arms. Fun!!

I'm probably not supposed to agree with Palpy, right? But. I mean. I don't like the "dogmatic narrow view of the Jedi" either and I don't see why all sides of the Force shouldn't be poked at.

Learn your medium, folks. Don't turn into a psycho killer, but learn all sides. That's better than the absolutist Jedi view.

WHY DOES GRIEVOUS HAVE ORGANS???

Jesus, Anakin, don't just stand there like a fucking idiot while they kill each other. DO something.

I feel like there's a Force lightning/greased lightning joke to be made here, but I don't actually know Grease, so . . .

Ah crap, I formatted my title and crawl picture tweet differently this time than all the other times and now that will haunt me forever. SIGH.

Okay. Once two consequential people lost their hands, that was probably enough for the series. It's overdone now.

Oh my god. Anakin is weak and stupid and useless because of Padme, and Padme, who used to be awesome, is weak and stupid and useless because of Anakin. What a shame.

Order 66, WHAT THE FUCK?!?! THEY ALL TURNED. GOD. NO.

Somehow I didn't see this coming at all and it's actually really upsetting. I mean, I saw they were in Trooper uniforms, but I still didn't expect this. (Dumb dumb dumb, that was so dumb of me.)

GOD, Padme got so weak. It's so sad.

Babe, he just slaughtered children. Get your lips off him.

Yeah, okay, Padme's pissing me off, so let's have a brief interlude examining her wardrobe. It's time.

I actually don't love her outfits quite as much this time around. I mean, they're beautiful, but not quite as stand-out astonishing as in the previous two movies.

They are pretty, though. Apart from the inexplicable fucking pearls on her NIGHTGOWN (wtf?!), I'm down for these four drapey beauties.

LOOK AT THE FABRIC ON THIS BROWN THING. SO SO PRETTY.

I actually really love this fluffy house-robe thing, and her hair here is really cool.

Okay. Moving on.

YELLOW EYES.

(Why, though?)

I FINALLY understand better what's happening politically, and it's fascinating.

Dude, you just murdered, like, 80 people. Crying about it now doesn't change that.

Get. Your fucking. Force-choking hand. OFF of your wife. You FUCKING PSYCHO ASSHOLE.

"YoUr NeW EmPiRe?!" Tee hee.

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes," are you kidding me, bro? Have you read your own damn handbook?

IS YODA'S LIGHTSABER ITTY-BITTY LIKE HIM?! OH MY GOD.

EEHEEEE, Yoda's in the air ducts. 😂

Are Anakin's legs just, like, lying there? Oh christ, now he's on fire.

Please please don't die of a broken heart, Padme. You're so much better than that, honey. You're so much stronger. Fuck your abusive evil husband. Please don't die this way, it's so pathetic. Goddammit. NO.

Okay, I REALLY don't want to fall for it, but juxtaposing saving the twins with building Vader is really effective, goddammit.

Ooh. Force-tantrum. Interesting. Kylo Ren does that too.

Wtf does communing with Qui-Gon have to do with anything under the clear blue sky? Am I supposed to understand the significance of that?

The Naboo funeral is so so pretty. Awesome triceratops-horses. Naboo is the best thing.

PRETTY.

PRETTY.

We all see how the timeline of the saga is screwy, right? Luke's supposed to be, what, 19 or 20 in ANH? And yet Obi-Wan's aged about 40 years and Admiral Cheekbones teases Vader about his silly antiquated mystical religion, (cont.)

(cont.) when most people alive would have been around during the time of the Jedi. They wouldn't have been forgotten so quickly.

Tatooine sunsets!! (Suns-set?)

Alrighty! Two trilogies down. You know, the first time I watched these, this one was the only one I could stand. I thought it was pretty decent.

It IS pretty decent, and I still don't mind it, but I liked it less this time. (Clones, for all its issues, rose in my estimation considerably. This one fell a bit.)

I HATE the love story. I hate how it ruined absolute powerhouse badass Padme and turned her into a weak quivering little mouse. Ugh. Unforgivable.

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

(*Gasp!* There's no crawl!)

Okay. I know this movie is out of chronological release order in my viewing timeline. But here's the thing. The first time I saw Rogue One, I REALLY disliked it, and I haven't seen Solo yet, so I don't know what to expect there.

I know I DO like Force Awakens, so I'd rather "save" that one as a treat for after I put in the work with these two, if that makes sense.

Their little house is so cute!!

Forest Whitaker shows up in the weirdest places.

I'm already lost.

This movie is much PRETTIER than I remember.

THE JEDHA ARGONATH STATUE. 😱

OH MY GOD. IT'S MY FAVORITE THING.

I can't keep up with these sudden location switches.

Isn't Yavin where Poe grew up?

Hey! It's the powerful lady from the original trilogy!!

I always really want to like Felicity Jones, and never really can manage it. It's genuinely not her fault - she reminds me a LOT of someone in my life I can't stand, so she's kind of poisoned for me.

Kiber (kyber?) crystals power lightsabers, right? So the Death Star is just a really really REALLY gigantic lightsaber? That's kind of fun.

LAND OCTOPUS.

I feel like Forest Whitaker may not actually be able to act, and I find myself wondering why he uses the same non-accent pretend accent in everything I ever see him in. (Arrival, I see you.)

I 💕 Jedha.

I have to give credit where credit is due. Star Wars is VERY good at utterly non-human civilization and multi-alien societies. It's one of my genuine favorite things about the saga.

Oh my god, K2 is great. 😆

Huh. Blind guy can do stuff.

What's up with the Immortan Joe guy? Is he person or droid?

Okay, so, the first time I saw this, I didn't remember we were supposed to know Admiral Cheekbones from the original trilogy, and that character freaked me out the WHOLE TIME because I couldn't for the life of me figure out why he was CGI. 🤣

I would love to have more than one consequential female character at a time in any given Star Wars movie, but I must say, this one is delightfully diverse so far. A+

HA, nobody's staying on the ship.

Are the blind guy and the big guy . . . together? That can't be, I guess, they'd never get that past the Chinese censors. And that would have been one of the main news stories about Rogue One when it came out. But guys, they're written like a bickery couple.

Foldy ship!!

Why, hello, Vader.

Okay, all this discussion of hope is a tad twee for my taste.

WALKERS. YEEEEEEEEEE!!!

The info filing system's great.

K2, NO!! 😭

Dude, blind guy and big guy are totally together.

I don't make the rules. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Aaaaaahhhhhh there are so many women pilots all of a sudden!!

They decapitated one destroyer with another, oh my god!!

Okay. Okay. Feels. Feels, guys. Everybody getting blown up was much more affecting than I remember it being the first time around. Damn.

Leia!! (How the fuck did they do that?)

I apologize. I was mistaken.

I hated this movie last time I saw it - my bad. My absolute bad. I kind of loved it this time!

I mean, it's a bizarre, minute niche of a movie - such a specific little slice of the chronology. I'm not going to pull it off the shelf again and again.

Also, it requires a LOT of attention and focus from me. But if I try really hard, I can actually pretty much follow the plot of this one, I think, which is a huge step up from most of the others.

But I liked this one!! I feel like I took down a lot fewer reactions this time, because I was engrossed in actually watching the movie closely. 😆

Solo: A Star Wars Story

No crawl again! But also, not nothing at the beginning like Rogue One. Not sure how I feel about this blue text nonsense, though.

I feel I am once again going to be lost very quickly. I don't know what it is about these Star Wars plots - I'm a good fangirl, I'm really good at following narrative, but somehow I'm always totally out of my depth with these.

I would like to know who under the sun decided that Alden Ehrenreich looks, acts, or sounds even remotely like Harrison Ford.

Ew. Proxima's gross.

Solo's not a real name, then. Fascinating. It's an obvious absolute retcon, but interesting nonetheless.

Hi Woody Harrelson.

Chewie!

Is the little multi-armed monkey guy voiced by Jon Favreau?

What's the point of giving Han a love story when nobody will want to see him with anyone but Leia? That was dumb.

I like the music in this one. It's different.

I love that the train goes sideways.

The space yacht's fun.

*whispers* I may not like Emilia Clarke. Like, as an actor, not just as this boring annoying character. 😬

So, the first hour of this damn thing is quite a slog . . .

HA, they made a thing out of the way Billy Dee said Han's name. 😆

I like Donald Glover SO much better, btw.

Oh my GOD, it's a lady droid built to be tall and curvy and she's a sassy-as-hell social warrior and I LOVE HER.

YOU GUYSSSSS. I LOVE HER.

Thank you, Donald Glover, for saying "falcon" correctly.

Lando cape joke, OMG.

Isn't the Falcon supposed to have two prongy things on the front?

NOT L3, NO. GODDAMMIT. WHYYYYY?????

(So, it turns out my Star Wars Achilles heel is sweet, cool droids getting blown up doing something sacrificial. L3, K2, and the Taika-nurse-droid-whose-number-I-don't-know from The Mandalorian. UGH.)

Women sure take a beating in this movie, huh?

Okay, I'm really sick of "I've got a bad feeling about this," but I tell you what, "I've got a really good feeling about this" absolutely tickled me. 😋

Aww, L3's part of the ship.

SKY KRAKEN.

The beach planet is pretty.

WTF, THE MARAUDER'S A CHICK. OH MY GOD.

AAAHAHAHAHAHA, the marauders are great.

Of course Emilia Clarke is a fucking traitor.

Hey, it's Darth Maul.

Is the point of that last Beckett bit that Han shot first? Because that's a bit overwrought, folks.

HEE, he won the ship. Fun.

Okay, the first hour was excruciating to sit through. Then it became tolerable, but not great. It's . . . really not good, guys. Not good at all.

There were moments and aspects that I loved, like L3 and the marauder reveal, and it was much funnier than the damn dreary melodramatic prequels I just sat through. On the whole, though, really not great. Yikes. 😬

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

EEEEEEEE I already know this one is my favorite Star War. It was the first one I ever saw, too.

BB8 is the best droid. I'll hear no arguments.

POE.

BB8 gets picked up by his head and hauled into the ship, omg.

Nice jacket, Poe.

Ah, good, Finn has now been marked so that we might distinguish him from the other Troopers.

KYLO ON THE SCENE. WOO!

Guys, Michael Giacchino is my favorite Star Wars composer and I'm not even sorry.

Edit: OH WAIT, that's Jurassic World where he takes over for John Williams, MY BAD. I'M SORRY. I AM ASHAMED. 😫

In any case, I like this score and these themes much better than the old stuff.

HE CAUGHT THE BLASTER BEAM THING IN MIDAIR.

"So who talks first?"

"It's just very hard to understand you with all the . . . apparatus."

GOD, I love you, Poe.

The little red-eyed sand thing that pops up as BB8 rolls away from the burning city was my first experience with a random Star Wars creature appearing onscreen and I about died. I loved it.

REY. I love you, you little sand-gremlin.

I love her theme, too.

I tried to find a gif of her sand-sledding to use here, but couldn't. Please imagine it instead.

She lives in a Walker!! With her little pilot doll and her helmet! I love her so friggin' much, you guys.

OKAY, BUT THIS CREATURE, THOUGH.

I just saw somebody reference it as the lovechild of a bantha and a Walker and now I can't imagine anything else. 😆

Don't be mean to the puppy, Rey. Let him follow you home.

I dearly dearly love Domhnall Gleeson, but I've always felt he was horribly miscast in this movie.

First Finn and Poe interaction!!

Oh my god, you guys, it's been 20 seconds, how are you already flirting? 😂

The TIE is tethered, that's so great.

POE NAMED FINN, HOW IS THIS NOT A CANON LOVE STORY?

There's finally women crew members on the Destroyer! Wheee!!

I remember in the theater I was so sad when Poe "died" and he'd only had, like, three minutes of screentime. 😆

What can I say, he was great, so I got attached fast.

TROUGH HIPPO.

I LOVE HIM.

HE BRINGS ME SUCH JOY.

I about screeched in the theater. Not gonna lie, I kind of want a giant plushie trough hippo to lie on and snuggle up with. 😂

The first Finn and Rey interaction is gold. Rey is such a badass, my god.

BB8'S LITTLE WHIMPER ABOUT POE DYING. 😫

"I know how to run without you holding my hand!"

There must be a full-time cleanup crew employed to handle the fallout from Kylo's tantrums.

"What girl?" Your soulmate, dude.

"I don't speak that." 😆

BB8'S LITTLE THUMB'S UP, OMG. I was so tickled by that the first time I saw it. I believe there was quiet squealing involved.

"The one I'm pointing to."

"You got a boyfriend, cute boyfriend?"

"I fixed that." "Well, can you UNfix it?"

Oh my god, these two. I ship the friendship.

HAN AND CHEWIE.

"Han Solo, the Rebellion general?"

"No, the smuggler."

Hee!

Aw, look, it was the first time Finn screamed "REYYYYY!" 🤣 Damn rathtars.

Has Chewie always had a crossbow?

Starkiller Base is, like, many magnitudes larger than the Death Star, right?

Edit: Yes. Yes it is.

I love how you can always see and hear Andy Serkis through every CGI or mocap performance.

Sometimes I forget that we don't already know Kylo's Han and Leia's boy, so this "big reveal" from Snoke never really works on me. 😆

"I bypassed the compressor." HEE. LOOK AT HER LITTLE GRIN. Cutie.

Why do people forget about the Jedi, like, five days after they're overthrown?

Aw. Little desert rat loves the green. 💕

BB8 CAREFULLY CLIMBING DOWN THE STAIRS, OH MY GOD.

Jesus. Adolf Hux, much? There was even a sieg heil. Wow.

Is Starkiller literally built INSIDE a planet? I forgot about that.

Ahhh, pretty, the TIEs in front of the sunset.

Han's backwards shot!!

"I need a weapon!!" Oh Finn, you precious moron.

X-WING CAVALRY COMING IN HOT OVER THE WATER, WHEEEEEEEEE!!

"WOO! YEAH! THAT'S ONE HELL OF A PILOT!!" YES THE HELL HE IS. Finn knows his boy, even when there is zero legitimate reason for him to think Poe's alive, I love it.

"REEEEEEYYYYYYY!"

Han and Leia! With Leia's theme playing!

GENERAL ORGANA, FUCK YES.

Oh shut up and go away, 3PO.

The besotted human/loyal dog dynamic between Poe and BB8 is fabulous and I'm a sucker for it.

I'm also a sucker for this.

OH MY GOD, JUST KISS ALREADY.

YOUR JACKET DOES SUIT HIM, DOESN'T IT?!

HA, the snotty woman medic teasing Chewie is great. 😂

Hi there, Adam Driver. Your hair is particularly fluffy today. Damn, he's got swagger, too.

So, this is the first time I've seen this movie knowing that Kylo and Rey didn't end up being related (which I always assumed), so I don't have to ignore their potential anymore. Their dynamic is INTENSE.

GET HIM, REY.

"Untrained, but stronger than she knows." HELL YEAH SHE IS.

Rey figured out the mind trick all by her lonesome, YEEEEE!!

Oops, Kylo's having another tantrum. And the two Troopers stop and walk away, HA!

Oh, that's right, it eats stars. I forgot that was the whole deal with Starkiller - it's not just a name. 😂

"How do we blow it up? There's always a way to do that."

Sighhhh. I love my boys. 💕

"THAT'S NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS." 🤣

Aw, Rey's got the jacket! I don't think I ever noticed that. Sweet. Score one for MY trio. 👍🏻

So, there was a glitch in the Disney+ video and I missed most of Han and Kylo's interaction. Sigh. Of course.

Wouldn't it be marvelous if they ever let Leia be actually powerful with the Force instead of just having her FEEEEEL shit occasionally?

REY WITH THE SABER, WHEEEEE!

Kylo, impressed: "You need a teacher. I can show you the ways of the Force!"

Rey: *goes batshit on him and wins* 😆

Oh yes, Rey, do roll Finn right straight over onto his MASSIVE BACK INJURY to check he's alive. Very good.

Awwwww. Poor sad Chewie. 😢

Leia's blue thing with the star collar is gorgeous.

Skellig Michael! So pretty!!

Hi Luke.

I remember back when I thought Rey was his daughter. 😆

You know, it's a really effective closing scene with the swelling Force theme and all, but it's actually really bizarre that some random little sand rat appeared and shoved Luke's lightsaber in his face for no apparent reason.

Especially when he's OBVIOUSLY REMOVED HIMSELF FROM POLITE SOCIETY FOR SOME PRIVACY. Poor Luke. 🤣

AAAAHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS MOVIE, GUYS. It's my favorite of the saga by far. 💕

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Okay. So. The first time I saw this one, I REALLY didn't like it. It wasn't at all what I expected, and I was frustrated they split the trio up, so I rejected it entirely.

I also didn't get that we were supposed to be rooting for Reylo - recall that I assumed they were related - so I kinda missed the whole point of this one, I think.

Let's have another go and see. I'm prepared to like it better this time.

Ahhh, that's right, Domhnall Gleeson felt much more suited to the role in this one to me.

"Happy beeps." Aw. 💕

GENERAL HUGS, OH MY GOD. I love you, Poe. 🤣

Tee hee, BB8 did the finger-in-the-dam thing. CUTE.

FEMALE PILOTS. EEEEE!!!

#Justice4PaigeTico #PaigeTico4President

Hux FACEPLANTED, hee!! Hahaha, he got in TROUBLE. Fun. 😆

"Finn naked leaking bag. WHAT?" AAAAHAHAHAHA.

Finn's such a precious moron, I love it.

GO GET YOR BOY, POE.

LUKE CHUCKED THE DAMN SABER IMMEDIATELY, HOLY SHIT. God, fanbros must have HATED that. I rather appreciated it.

Poor Rey, standing there waiting for a profound Jedi moment. 😂

PORGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a porg problem, guys.

Red room! Pretty. Also, the blue-eyed purple guy being creepy in the background is great.

"Take that ridiculous thing off."

"You're just a child in a mask."

OMG.

Cue Kylo tantrum . . .

WAIT WHAT, HE KILLED THE MASK. 😱

Okay, Imma need to know what the huge cliff-perching, elephant-nosed, milk-giving-giraffe-seals are called.

THALA-SIRENS, THAT'S GREAT. OH MY GOD. What a great name. Nice nod to the sirenia order, too. I LOVE THEM. THEY'RE KINDA GROSS BUT THEY'RE ALSO AWESOME. 😆

They have to have been inspired by or related to the Homunculus Loxodontus, right?

So, if Luke can't get blue milk, he'll take green?

Um. Yeah. Leia's Force space flight is REALLY stupid, sorry. 😂

DON'T EAT THE PORGS. That one li'l guy was SO SAD. 😭

"Wasn't it Leia's last official act to demote you?" OH DAMN, HOLDO.

Poe's storyline in this movie frustrates me. On the one hand, I LOVE that two powerful (and ranking) women slap down his arrogant bullshit and put him in his place. WOO LADIES.

On the other hand, I love Poe, and this movie changes him into an arrogant sexist untrusting ass, which just makes me sad. He's not supposed to be that. And if they'd just TOLD HIM THE PLAN, he wouldn't have made such a fool of himself.

It makes the women look bitchy and Poe look dumb, and both of those are unfortunate.

"Doing talking," Rose, oh honey, you sweet thing.

Ohhhhhkay, so I see what manifested Reylos into existence now. Getting it. Yep. This Force-bond thing is INTENSE. 😬

Aww. The frog nuns are cute. And appalled by Rey, which is hilarious.

BABY PORGLETS!!!

"What do you know about the Force?"

"It's a power the Jedi have that lets them control people and... make things float."

"The Force does not belong to the Jedi. To say that if the Jedi die the light dies is vanity." LUKE YES. YES LUKE. WOOOOO!!! Fuck the Jedi.

"You went immediately to the dark!"

WELL THEN TEACH HER, YOU FOOL.

Aww. Little sand rat loves the rain and the water. CUTE.

WATER DRIPPED DOWN HIS HAND, OMG.

So, the "worst people in the galaxy" are the super-super-super rich? God love ya, Rian Johnson. 😆👍🏻

FATHIERS!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Don't be silly, Finn. Love it, don't be afraid of it.

See, Rose gets it. (Btw, Rose is AWESOME and I missed that the first time.)

Oh wait. No. No no. THEY'RE HURTING THEM, NOOOOOO!!!

Rey. Training. Staff. Lightsaber. Her theme sweeping in the background. DAMN. What a strong thing of beauty she is. (And I don't just mean physically, although, you know, DAMN.)

Aw, the poor frog nuns' cart got bulldozed by Rey's debris. That won't endear her to them. 😂

The legacy of the Jedi is failure, hypocrisy, and hubris, YES. FINALLY SOMEBODY GETS IT.

Benicio del Toro is so fucking weird.

I LOVE THE FATHIERS, GUYS. I WANT ONE.

RUN, YOU BEAUTIFUL THINGS.

GO GO GO GO GO.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Okay, I am not complaining AT ALL, because Kylo's hot as shit, but why *exactly* is he shirtless and oily in this mind meld? 🙃😋 Rian Johnson knows what's up. 😉

Yeah, this "multiple Jacks" visual trope is not my favorite thing. I've never liked it, anywhere I've ever seen it used. It's weird and vaguely creepy and kinda stupid. Sorry. (See also: At World's End, Divergent, and The Desolation of Smaug, off the top of my head.)

FORCE DYAD.

HANDS TOUCH. 😱💕

JESUS, Luke.

"And the last thing I saw were the eyes of a frightened boy whose master had failed him." Jesus, this movie's INTENSE.

Rose is such a badass. She handed her medallion straight over, wow.

Just like last time, it's frustrating to me that 1/3 of the plot is a good guy ship and a bad guy ship moseying slowly through space. NOTHING'S HAPPENING.

Jesus, Poe. She's still your boss. Relax.

HOORAY FOR THE ONE AND ONLY GIRL FRIENDSHIP WE HAVE SEEN IN THE ENTIRE DAMN SAGA.

Codebreaker guy is one of the bad guys??

All of this could have been avoided if everybody on the team knew the plan in the first place. Tsk tsk.

HEE, Rey's not the only one who can Force-summon a saber. Ouchie. Must have hurt. 😆

OOH SHE GRABBED KYLO'S SABER.

OH MY GOD, GET HIM, BEN.

TEEAAAMMMMMM!!!

THIGH GRAB.

DYYYYYAD!!!

I . . . like Rey Nobody better than I did last time. I was so caught up in the mystery of "who are Rey's parents???" that I didn't want the nobody answer, but I get it better this time?

WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY EVER TELL ME WE WERE ROOTING FOR REYLO???

Holdo maneuver - gorgeous.

#Justice4Holdo #ThankYouHoldo

BB8 jacked a chicken-legged Walker, HA!

Crystal foxes!!

Poe gave BB8 a belly rub and a forehead touch, OMG.

WALKERS!!! Oh, but wait, these ones aren't as cute as the old ones. Them's is scary. 😬

RED UNDER THE SALT. SO PRETTY.

PORG BATTLE CRY!

"Oh, they hate that ship." HEE.

Poe learned command lessons and grew as a person! Yay!!

Kylo's FACE when Hux re-gives his order. 🤣

WTF, were Finn and Rose supposed to be a thing?? That completely disappeared.

Luke and Leia, AWWWWW.

Luke's shoulder brush!!!

Okay, I take it back. I hate how this story makes Poe look for the first half, but DAMN the payoff at the end in his character is great.

WHAT, LUKE'S NOT REALLY THERE???

Aaand there's another spontaneous Jedi death that makes no sense.

At least it's pretty.

OH FUCK YES, CHECK OUT THIS BADASS WOMAN. It's not about lifting rocks, huh, Luke? 😉

Poe and Rey introduction!! Guys, you share a dog, you're already totally friends. 😋

Hope springing from the children is a tad twee, but it's a nice ending.

Okay! I apologize. I stand corrected. I was totally wrong about this one. There's a thing or two that irks me about the story, but this movie's actually great. I LOVED it. My bad!! 😆😋

Okay, I've already done reactions to The Mandalorian, so I'll just drop those here:

https://twitter.com/eowynoakheart/status/1211562410428944384?s=21

https://t.co/CB8XBwbqtM

Also, I guess I'll drop this here as a placeholder. Parts of this thread are no longer correct, but I want to leave this here until I get another chance to properly watch Rise of Skywalker when it comes out on DVD.

https://twitter.com/eowynoakheart/status/1208676881202958336?s=21

https://t.co/po0tvlkYOI