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Ok, this is not a thing. Anyone involved in the improbable act of "flight shaming" is spectacularly unemployed or has no professional/societal status that can affect your life in any way.

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At your big Japanese business meeting, a coworker walks in and says, "Look at Mr. Fancy Pants taking a plane here. Have you no respect for earth? Sandra and I took a mule. It took us 46 weeks to get here. Several mules drowned in the Pacific, but we're here, Tree Killers."
You turn to your client, "As we were saying, Mr Suzuki, we'd be honored to do business with your motorcycle company. But not Tiffany."

"Tiffany, motorcycles use fuel and you work for Goodyear."

Tiffany cocks gun, shoots herself.

"Our apologies, Mr Suzuki, we'll clean this up."
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