#StayAtHome hour one:
The six year old has had his fingers in his nose and/or mouth all morning.
He’s also wasting food frequently.
Six year olds suck at this. I need to make it a game somehow.
The six year old has had his fingers in his nose and/or mouth all morning.
He’s also wasting food frequently.
Six year olds suck at this. I need to make it a game somehow.
#StayTheFHome hour two:
6 yr old is preparing Leprechaun traps for tomorrow. There are diagrams first, then application, then trial and error. And let’s just say, he’s been inspired...
6 yr old is preparing Leprechaun traps for tomorrow. There are diagrams first, then application, then trial and error. And let’s just say, he’s been inspired...
Mama Bear drew this yesterday. Now he wants to enact it. Smdh. 
Day Two.
Called the 3 yr old a butthead this morning.
Wife: it’s day TWO! You can’t call him mean names until WEEK two!
Me: you’re lucky I didn’t cal him an asshole. THAT is a week two name!
Called the 3 yr old a butthead this morning.
Wife: it’s day TWO! You can’t call him mean names until WEEK two!
Me: you’re lucky I didn’t cal him an asshole. THAT is a week two name!
They’re hunting Leprechauns on this lovely #StPatricksDay while we #StayHome ☘️
The big one ALWAYS makes the little one open doors and “go first.” Proper delegation of authority if you ask me!
The big one ALWAYS makes the little one open doors and “go first.” Proper delegation of authority if you ask me!
Hours later: the most beautiful thing I’ve ever made.
The boys are cute. This was better. #stayhomechallenge on #StPatricksDay
The boys are cute. This was better. #stayhomechallenge on #StPatricksDay
Day 3: #teamworkmakesthedreamwork
Hit the pharmacy drive thru for little man’s medicine. Then drive thru at @Wendys for lunch. Nice being out for a bit.
Side note. Hey, Sun... it’s ok to come out and rid us of these damn gray skies. Goodness the grays 😕
Side note. Hey, Sun... it’s ok to come out and rid us of these damn gray skies. Goodness the grays 😕
Later that night:
Big one is making his own board game. Lord help me.
Little one... he’s ready for war. He may or may not have killed Blue. 🤷🏼♂️
Big one is making his own board game. Lord help me.
Little one... he’s ready for war. He may or may not have killed Blue. 🤷🏼♂️
For real. Wtf kind of board game is this??? And he’s gonna be pissed when I don’t understand 😂
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