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Getting a #COVID19 #SelfTest
#COVIDSelfTest
#CoronavirusSelfTest
In case you’re not prepared to do your own test, and being told how to do the test over the phone, here’s a thread with instructions to make it as stressless as testing can be.
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Getting a #COVID19 #SelfTest
#COVIDSelfTest
#CoronavirusSelfTest
This is the kit you get.
Lots right?
More confusing when the guy phoning you tells you about a test tube, which is a sample pot, called a plastic vial on the instructions.... 🤯
Getting a #COVID19 #SelfTest
#COVIDSelfTest
#CoronavirusSelfTest
If you’re alone, this is how you do it:
Look in your mouth with a mirror and aim for that McDonalds sign!
Getting a #COVID19 #SelfTest
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#CoronavirusSelfTest
Then get the massive cotton bud with the extra long stick, but don’t touch the bud with your fingers.
Twizzle it round touching that McDonalds area and count to 10.
Don’t think of McNuggets.
Getting a #COVID19 #SelfTest
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#CoronavirusSelfTest
Finished thinking of McNuggets? No?
This’ll put you off. Take the *same* massive cotton bud and stick it up your nose.
Not so it tickles your brain.
Just as far as you could fit your little finger, like in the pic
Getting a #COVID19 #SelfTest
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Once you’ve twizzled for 10 seconds up your nose, take the massive cotton bud out. The bottom half snaps off so the bud bit goes into the sample pot/vial/tube!
There’s clear liquid in the pot. It’s meant 2B there
Getting a #COVID19 #SelfTest
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Stick on the barcode label, into the clear bag, then barcode label the bag.
You’re pretty much done. You then take the bag to the staff at the site who’ll tell you the process for sealing the bag and handing over.
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