Thread by @rhythamoflife

Facts about Corona Virus.
(INDIAN GOVT. VERSION)
(A Thread)

It attacks only between 7 PM to 7 AM. Its nocturnal. You can go out in morning.

It will definitely attack people not washing hands in their homes but will not attack corona warriors working with lack of safety equipments.

It will not attack small rich marriages with 200 guests but will definitely attack big fat weddings with 30 guests.

It only attacks people who go out for 'dine-in' and not those who orders online.
"Sab sanitized khaana deliver ho rha desh mein"

You can travel to red zones with e-pass but its dangerous to roam around in your own colony without e-pass.
"Corona virus checks tumhare pass e-pass hai ya nahi."

It will not attack if you are out buying alcohol, but will attack if you are out buying groceries.

For students >>

Its dangerous to open schools with 150 cases but its okay to conduct exams with 1.5+ lac cases.

Its unfortunate if you have tested positive for Covid19 but you must submit your assignments before due date.

It will attack 1st & 2nd year students but not Final Year, PG, 4 Yrs+ course students.

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