Someone needs to rekindle the #2ndCivilWar tag.
My Dearest Ashton,
We’ve looted Cheesecake Factory but now suffer from upset tummies. Isabella & Tristan say they’ve heard word from Best Buy that all the big screens are already gone. My heart is broken.
Your beloved Brent
#RESIST
My Dearest Ashton,
We’ve looted Cheesecake Factory but now suffer from upset tummies. Isabella & Tristan say they’ve heard word from Best Buy that all the big screens are already gone. My heart is broken.
Your beloved Brent
#RESIST
#2ndCivilWar
Dearest Brent,
Tis true, all that’s left in Best Buy are the vacuums and a couple wash machines. Jenny suffered a scraped knee crawling through the window and we had to put a tourniquet on her. She’s still crying. War is hell.
#WeStoppedRacism
Your loving BFF Ashton
Dearest Brent,
Tis true, all that’s left in Best Buy are the vacuums and a couple wash machines. Jenny suffered a scraped knee crawling through the window and we had to put a tourniquet on her. She’s still crying. War is hell.
#WeStoppedRacism
Your loving BFF Ashton
#2ndCivilWar
Darling Dylan,
Tho we succeeded burning down 3 low income housing buildings, I still feel like I haven’t done enough to stop racism. I’ve loaded up some pallets of bricks & await instructions. Looting the Nike store feels necessary. My best shoes are sooty.
Love
Lily
Darling Dylan,
Tho we succeeded burning down 3 low income housing buildings, I still feel like I haven’t done enough to stop racism. I’ve loaded up some pallets of bricks & await instructions. Looting the Nike store feels necessary. My best shoes are sooty.
Love
Lily
#2ndCivilWar
Beloved Hailey,
Tonight I have attacked three sedans and a pickup on the interstate. I am braver tonight than I have ever been, but my phone is almost out of battery now so I can no longer post selfies to Insta. Please send a backup battery.
Your boo,
Jaycub
Beloved Hailey,
Tonight I have attacked three sedans and a pickup on the interstate. I am braver tonight than I have ever been, but my phone is almost out of battery now so I can no longer post selfies to Insta. Please send a backup battery.
Your boo,
Jaycub
#2ndCivilWar
Sweet Megan,
As I threw a brick thru the window of Louis Vuitton to get the bag u wanted & also end racism, my facemask slipped below my nose. Certain I was afflicted with COVID, I was so paralyzed with fear I couldn’t go in. You’ll have to get it yourself.
❤️
Austin
Sweet Megan,
As I threw a brick thru the window of Louis Vuitton to get the bag u wanted & also end racism, my facemask slipped below my nose. Certain I was afflicted with COVID, I was so paralyzed with fear I couldn’t go in. You’ll have to get it yourself.
❤️
Austin
#2ndCivilWar
WTF AUSTIN IF YOU ALREADY HAVE COVID AT LEAST GET ME THE BAG I’M 8 BLOCKS AWAY RAIDING TARGET FOR THOSE SHEETS WE TALKED ABOUT AND TO END RACISM WE’RE UNDER 25 YOU PROBABLY WON’T DIE UGHGHG
Your BELOVED Megan
PS I want the brown one not the white one with the leather
WTF AUSTIN IF YOU ALREADY HAVE COVID AT LEAST GET ME THE BAG I’M 8 BLOCKS AWAY RAIDING TARGET FOR THOSE SHEETS WE TALKED ABOUT AND TO END RACISM WE’RE UNDER 25 YOU PROBABLY WON’T DIE UGHGHG
Your BELOVED Megan
PS I want the brown one not the white one with the leather
#2ndCivilWar
Dearest mother,
I standing shaking & cuffed by fascists in this chilly night for the mere crime of beating 5 people with my skateboard. I mistook one for a Trump voter due to his red hat. I didn’t realize he was black. Don’t worry, Chrissy Tiegen is bailing me out.
Dearest mother,
I standing shaking & cuffed by fascists in this chilly night for the mere crime of beating 5 people with my skateboard. I mistook one for a Trump voter due to his red hat. I didn’t realize he was black. Don’t worry, Chrissy Tiegen is bailing me out.
#2ndCivilWar
My darling Isaac,
We’ve moved the battle lines into the Gap and I found the best pair of skinny jeans to end racism in. My looted Apple phone is tracking me now though so I must make this quick. Be brave in the Macy’s regiment. I believe in you.
Yours,
Evan
My darling Isaac,
We’ve moved the battle lines into the Gap and I found the best pair of skinny jeans to end racism in. My looted Apple phone is tracking me now though so I must make this quick. Be brave in the Macy’s regiment. I believe in you.
Yours,
Evan
#2ndCivilWar
Dearest Aidyn,
Even nine years at university could not prepare me for this night. As I crashed through the window of a Kohl’s trying to end racism, I tore my 7 For All Mankind jeans. The Keurigs were gone when I got there. No air fryer either. The fascists have won.
Dearest Aidyn,
Even nine years at university could not prepare me for this night. As I crashed through the window of a Kohl’s trying to end racism, I tore my 7 For All Mankind jeans. The Keurigs were gone when I got there. No air fryer either. The fascists have won.
#2ndCivilWar
Beloved Amanda,
The fascists advance toward us as we make our way into the safety of a Lululemon through a broken out window. We have only these yoga pants and OMG the most adorable jackets to defend ourselves with. Pray I find the right size to end racism.
Yours
Ami
Beloved Amanda,
The fascists advance toward us as we make our way into the safety of a Lululemon through a broken out window. We have only these yoga pants and OMG the most adorable jackets to defend ourselves with. Pray I find the right size to end racism.
Yours
Ami
#2ndCivilWar
Sweet Lucas,
The Sephora has been ransacked. The ruins are burning. I have liberated the darkest shades of makeup so I can paint my face and do a fire tik tok about how I’m not racist. I also got the blush you like. I’ll be home soon with some Panera.
❤️ Jenna
Sweet Lucas,
The Sephora has been ransacked. The ruins are burning. I have liberated the darkest shades of makeup so I can paint my face and do a fire tik tok about how I’m not racist. I also got the blush you like. I’ll be home soon with some Panera.
❤️ Jenna
#2ndCivilWar
Dearest Ryan,
The nazi cops advance on us as we kick the unconscious minority small business owner. Our bravery prompts us to get 1 last kick to his unmoving head before we run down the street & hide behind a looted Arby’s. #WeStoppedRacism
Yours,
Xaviar (Xi/xer)
Dearest Ryan,
The nazi cops advance on us as we kick the unconscious minority small business owner. Our bravery prompts us to get 1 last kick to his unmoving head before we run down the street & hide behind a looted Arby’s. #WeStoppedRacism
Yours,
Xaviar (Xi/xer)
#2ndCivilWar
Dear Diary,
I see no evidence of riots or looting, just masked white Antifa freedom fighters accidentally tossing bricks into people’s faces & clumsily dropping Molotov cocktails. Upside, they hand carry their after hour purchases. No plastic bags 🌏❤️
Best
J.Accosta
Dear Diary,
I see no evidence of riots or looting, just masked white Antifa freedom fighters accidentally tossing bricks into people’s faces & clumsily dropping Molotov cocktails. Upside, they hand carry their after hour purchases. No plastic bags 🌏❤️
Best
J.Accosta
#2ndCivilWar
Darling Landon,
I’ve been forced to include my fav coffee shop in the war as they ran out of avocado toast just as I NEEDED my daily rations. I ended racism by taking 4 egg bites without paying & smashing the window w/ a chair on the way out #capitalistpigs
Best
Kay
Darling Landon,
I’ve been forced to include my fav coffee shop in the war as they ran out of avocado toast just as I NEEDED my daily rations. I ended racism by taking 4 egg bites without paying & smashing the window w/ a chair on the way out #capitalistpigs
Best
Kay
#2ndCivilWar
My beloved Kelli,
They have us boxed in in the toy section of Target. I fear I may endure a short arrest & mugshot which is a bummer since my tiger king neck tattoo hasn’t fully healed yet. All I did was attack some cops & take 2 LEGO sets for the rec room
Yours,
Tim
My beloved Kelli,
They have us boxed in in the toy section of Target. I fear I may endure a short arrest & mugshot which is a bummer since my tiger king neck tattoo hasn’t fully healed yet. All I did was attack some cops & take 2 LEGO sets for the rec room
Yours,
Tim
