Holy crap this sexist email.
Let’s face it Courtney, we got curb stomped. Break out the ice cream and sad songs & put on Love, Actually, because we are emotional girls and this is how we cope. Cry it out. Have some chocolate. Are your hormones okay? Breathe like you’re in labor.
Let’s face it Courtney, we got curb stomped. Break out the ice cream and sad songs & put on Love, Actually, because we are emotional girls and this is how we cope. Cry it out. Have some chocolate. Are your hormones okay? Breathe like you’re in labor.
Okay now that we’ve been shoe shopping (I LOVE YOUR NEW OPEN TOE WEDGES - SQWEEE!) and had a good cry with six of our best friends, it’s time to uncork that wine bottle and think about how we’re going to do better going forward.
I’m not mad. I’m disappointed. In you.
I’m not mad. I’m disappointed. In you.
Look you need to stop half assing this getting me the presidency thing. This isn’t a GD pampered chef party okay. Where TF were you? We’re you getting drunk again, Courtney? We’re you with that lousy guy? I told you he’s bad for you Courtney. He doesn’t vote.
Look I don’t care if you’ve only got six bucks in checking, Courtney. I want three of them, minimum. This is serious. Trump is going to grab your uterus & yank it out if you don’t pressure everyone you know to go vote and canvas for me. It’s time to step up and be a real friend!
Some of our other mutual friends & I were talking, Courtney, & I told them you’re only volunteering twenty hours a week on my campaign. They were pretty disgusted. I didn’t want to say anything, but they totally asked. Was I supposed to lie to them? I can’t lie for you Courtney.
So if you care about women at all, you need to start bringing me some checks & some votes. Guys think it’s hot when you are into politicians, and look at this cute video of a kitten voting! Why isn’t it wearing a Warren 2020 shirt tho, Courtney? Put a kitten in the shirt, Court!
