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The Karenning of America: a thread.

Nominees for #KarenOfTheYear are......

Karen Vs. The Drive Through
Karen Vs. The Electric Bike. #KarenOfTheYear

Karen Vs. Stairs #KarenOfTheYear nominee.

Karen Vs. Parking Spots...and yes, it's the same woman as with the Stairs. Same shirt and everything. She has a lock on the nomination, at this point. Obviously.

#KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Bingo, and the Karenheit Scale of Interactions
Karen Vs Sanity #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs Fatigue #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs The Post Office #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs The Outrageous Accent* #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

*It's Eastern/Southeastern Massachusetts; I have family with this accent... kinda miss it, actually. But Karen is a twát.
Karen Vs The Denny's* #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

*This Karenning is from 2018, in Alberta, Canada, but she's still awful.

Karen Vs The Mask #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karens* Vs The Phone Number #KarenOfTheYear nominees:

*A twofer! And this time, Karens ARE the cops!

Karen Vs The Neighborhood. #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs The Tailwhip #ThrowbackKaren from 2016:

Karen Vs The Automobile. #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs Chalk Art #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs The Clinic #KarenOfTheYear* nominee:

*Definitely not #MotherOfYear
Karen* Vs The Homeowner #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

*With bonus Chad!

Karen Vs The Pool #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

"Karen" Vs The World #KarenParody "Jesus? We've got another one!"

Karenning, The Circle of Life:
Karen Vs The Rules #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs The Sign #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen assumes her rightful place: front AND center.
Karen* Vs Dressing Down #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

*With bonus pedophile, Chad!

Karen Vs Tool Users #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

(Car owner has a GoFundMe to help with their repairs.)
Karen Vs The Speed Limit #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs The MMA Champ #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Just for Karens! Mind Your Own Fücking Business advert:

Karen Vs Meth #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs The Spittle #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs The Child #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs The Park Bench #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs The Packages #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs Walmart #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs The Parking Lot #KarenOfTheYear 2019 nominee:

Karen Vs The Truck #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs The License #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs Babysitting 2018 #KarenOfTheYear Finalist:

Australian Karen Vs The Recording Studio #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs The Music #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karens Beware! The Karen Hunter WILL find you! #KarenParody

The Karenning and "Karen" trends:
Leveling in Karen, and a Komplaint of Karens:
"Karen" Vs Twitter #KarenParody #KarenTrump

Karen Vs The Grocery #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs Decency* #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

*Lots of N-word, yelled loudly

Karen Vs Calm #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs Driving #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs The Pharmacy #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Kompilation! #KarenOfTheYear nominees:

Karen Vs The Face Mask #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs The Christ Thing #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs The #BLM #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

"How To Irritate People" introduced the Karen to the international stage. #KarenParody

.@johnpavlovitz has a message of hope for All Karens and the People Who Love Them: you CAN learn compassion! Possibly. With help.

#KarensGoneWild

Karen Vs The Stare #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs. The Ambulance #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs. Foliage #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen-ish parody, of a @StephenKing character. I hope the bookstore employees were in on it....

Australian Karen* Vs. The Flag #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

*With bonus Chad!

Karen Vs. The Ass Crack* 2019 #KarenOfTheYear Finalist

*warning: ass crack. Also, LOTS of N-word.

"Karen" Vs. Bike Another #KarenParody from @TreyNKennedy

Karen Vs. Addresses #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs. The Parking Spot #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs. The Car Hood #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

How to Karen, a #KarenParody

Karen Vs. The AirBNB #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs. Delaware #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs. The Refund #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs. Skateboards #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs. The Photo #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs. Medication #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs. Hawaii #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs. FedEx #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs. Masks #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs. The Traffic Stop #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

"Karen" Vs. Cheese #KarenParody

Karen Vs. The Citation #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs. Hawaii Part 2 #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs Security Guard #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs. Walking #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karen Vs. The #BlackLivesMatter Memorial #KarenOfTheYear nominee:

Karens, defined.
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There are ~320 million people in the US.

Every day, we consume ~320 million X 3 meals.

Many meals USED be at restaurants, schools, sporting events, food carts, etc.

Even if these venues are closed, people STILL NEED THOSE MEALS.

How can farmers have "EXCESS" food? #DemCast
Farmers have been dumping tons and tons of food and milk, plowing crops under, even as America goes hungry. Even while thousands line up for hours--and even overnight--for a box of groceries at one of the nation's thousands of food banks.

Why not donate?
wcnc.com/article/news/h…
The main reason? It's not worth their while, financially, to do so. Sure, there're questions of storage and logistics, but it basically comes down to the fact that the food being plowed under--ordinarily destined for restaurants and cafeterias, etc., who would've paid for it--
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My town is the centerpoint for first in the nation study of community spread of COVID-19.

In a cooperative effort led by @OregonState, about 4,000 non-symptomatic* people (or ~1 in 12 in town) will be tested for the virus in a door-to-door survey.

kgw.com/article/news/l…
Specific information about how the TRACE COVID-19 study in Corvallis, OR will be conducted can be found here:

Testing is the key to moving forward. Studying the prevalence of the virus in the community, esp. amongst those without symptoms, is crucial.
trace.oregonstate.edu
The university *vet* school made this possible.

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UPDATE on children separated from their parents at the border who were in custody on June 26, 2018:

ALL 2797 eligible children have been discharged from ORR. Over 2000 were reunited with parents, another 600 into "other appropriate circumstance."



BUT.
As @jomareewade points out, not only did this process take NINETEEN MONTHS longer than Judge Sabraw originally gave the govt to do it, but there are STILL 18 CHILDREN LEFT BEHIND.

These kids have been IN federal government CUSTODY SINCE JUNE 2018.

According to the rules governing their lives, that means no one has touched these children in over a year and a half.

No one has hugged them, even when they cried.

They've likely barely been in touch with any family.

It's likely they've been moved at least 3-5 times.
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