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I was supposed to be here for 3 weeks, Covid happened and now this is my fourth month.
So yh, I decided to join Tinder, at least, as a pauper, I no get choice now. Hunger don turn carnivore to herbivore.
I'm thinking to myself, "Oh! This thing fit pure oo!"
"What would you like to have from me?", she asks.
I know Tinder is sometimes full of sex-starved people. I agree I'm sex-starved too, of course, but that doesn't mean
So I'm like "Oh! I'm just here to make friends oo, you cool with that?!"
Next thing I know, Aunty Lillian
My brain first shock. Na so e dey easy reach ni. My picture on Tinder is fine, of course,
She's like "I blocked my profile as soon as I clicked with you, so I'm only chatting with you. I'm just two hours away!"
We're chatting along sha. Aunty Lillian is getting very freaky-freaky, I'm trying to maintaining decorum. A gentleman is a patient man. You don't just lose home training because of small horniness. No no!
My uncle works night shifts, so when he leaves for work, I can go out to see what she has to offer. I'm praying she's not a prostitute. I respect them, but I don't flow that way. Even if she is,
So I reply, "Yeah, that's cool."
Then she says, "Before we meet though, go to this site and verify yourself so I'll be sure you're not a weirdo."
Suddenly I get to a part where it asks for my credit card number. Ahan! Credit card number to verify me?!
But my brain is cool, "Guy, be careful oo! Its not just
I message Lillian like "Yo, what's that site all about, why are they asking for my credit card details?", she's getting desperate.
Haa! Even if this is legit, this thing is already sounding like a
I quickly google up" Tinder Verify! "
Ase Scam site ni Oloshi. Lillian is a bloody 419. The verify site is a scammer bot that
Haa!! I shock. Me that they never scammed me in Ikeja, they dinnor scam me in Computer Village, they dinnor scam me in Mushin
This is like day 5 now, I'm still on the bloody app, las las, by weekend I go delete am. Unproductive much
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