Thread by @Chasmanthium

Land of Hope and Glory needs new words...

Band of Hopeless #Tories
Fronted by a liar.
How have we deserved a
Government so dire?
Bigoted and venal,
Bought by Putin's cash,
Running down the country, causing it to crash.
Running down the country, causing it to crash.

Band of Hopeless #Tories,
Every one a fake.
Only value money,
Always on the take.
Racist, wide-boy chancers,
Kleptocratic fools,
#Cummings' useful morons, simply used as tools;
#Cummings' useful morons, simply used as tools.

Band of Hopeless #Tories,
Left us on our own.
If you're #European
You're denied a home,
Young or black or single,
#homeless, on the streets,
You're just so much rubbish underneath their feet;
You're just so much rubbish underneath their feet.

Band of Hopeless #Tories,
Lacking any spine,
Need to be confronted
Every single time.
No more lies and bullshit:
Time that we were bold.
We are not their chattels & won't do as we're told:
We are not their chattels & won't do as we're told.