RECRUITER: So, you'll need 10+ years of post-secondary education...
DR: got that
RECRUITER: and you'll be responsible for making life-or-death decisions
DR: sure
@albertadoctors #AbLeg #abpoli
DR: no problem
RECRUITER: plus on call duties, 80 days a year
DR: ok
RECRUITER: you won't be able to choose where you live and work. We'll send you somewhere remote.
DR: But...
DR: wait-
RECRUITER: you won't have a contract and we can change how much you're paid at any time
DR: seriously?
RECRUITER: you won't be able to communicate with your boss except through Twitter...
DR: ???
DR: uh
RECRUITER: but if you're lucky, he might come to your house and yell at you. Or phone you late at night on an unlisted number
DR: what
DR: this doesn't sound right
RECRUITER: and you're not allowed to quit. Ever. Now, can I get your signature on the dotted line?
DR: (footsteps running away)