Thread by @jchrthomas

@GovParsonMO @WhiteHouse Birx and Parson?
Two useless Trump tools.
Their next arson? 🔥
High caseloads in schools.
UNC Chapel Hill illustrates
why their swill violates
well-known public health rules.

@bturque @PhyllisMarion7
@MOEducation @clairecmc
@MO_HouseDems @nicolergalloway

https://twitter.com/kcstar/status/1295453386305830912

@GovParsonMO @WhiteHouse @bturque @PhyllisMarion7 @MOEducation @clairecmc @MO_HouseDems @nicolergalloway As this meeting makes patently clear,
the #TrumpVirus won’t soon disappear.
As Mike plays it both ways,
folks their eyebrows must raise.
His mixed messages ring insincere.

😷📈🏥⚰️ #mogov

@gayleasher1 @BrotherIsaacG
@denenloe44 @EnglishTeach07
@jzikah @BryanLowry3 @charlesjaco1

@GovParsonMO @WhiteHouse @bturque @PhyllisMarion7 @MOEducation @clairecmc @MO_HouseDems @nicolergalloway @gayleasher1 @BrotherIsaacG @denenloe44 @EnglishTeach07 @jzikah @BryanLowry3 @charlesjaco1 Mike’s position fell into his lap,
but his record on COVID is crap.
This onetime lieutenant*
is winning no pennant.
His rush to reopen — a trap.

🚨😷📈🏥⚰️ #mogov

@FacesofCOVID @Trump_Regrets
@EricGreitens* @BluebirdsofMO
@FoFannaDiana @StormMela
@KCStarOpinion @HealthyLivingMo

@GovParsonMO @WhiteHouse @bturque @PhyllisMarion7 @MOEducation @clairecmc @MO_HouseDems @nicolergalloway @gayleasher1 @BrotherIsaacG @denenloe44 @EnglishTeach07 @jzikah @BryanLowry3 @charlesjaco1 @Trump_Regrets @BluebirdsofMO @FoFannaDiana @StormMela @KCStarOpinion @HealthyLivingMo We’d be nowhere w/o the Big Muddy.
Yet with COVID, Mike still fails to study
how the public health levee is
breached by each bevy of cases.
Mike’s hands are now bloody.

🚨😷📈🏥⚰️ #mogov

@SteveVockrodt @raygunshirts @RandyAlberhasky @odanu @Jeremy_Danner @RepSamGraves @CoriBush

@GovParsonMO @WhiteHouse @bturque @PhyllisMarion7 @MOEducation @clairecmc @MO_HouseDems @nicolergalloway @gayleasher1 @BrotherIsaacG @denenloe44 @EnglishTeach07 @jzikah @BryanLowry3 @charlesjaco1 @Trump_Regrets @BluebirdsofMO @FoFannaDiana @StormMela @KCStarOpinion @HealthyLivingMo @SteveVockrodt @RAYGUNshirts @RandyAlberhasky @odanu @Jeremy_Danner @RepSamGraves @CoriBush Rural broadband, like COVID,
speeds faster on Mike’s watch.
A pathetic disaster way up from
Tarkio … down to Cape Girardeau.
In Missouri he’s Donald’s ringmaster.

🚨😷📈🏥⚰️ #mogov

@1964Chick @debbiezeke
@stltoday @MOEdChange
@MORuralHealth @JasonKander

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1292411050256740355

@GovParsonMO @WhiteHouse @bturque @PhyllisMarion7 @MOEducation @clairecmc @MO_HouseDems @nicolergalloway @gayleasher1 @BrotherIsaacG @denenloe44 @EnglishTeach07 @jzikah @BryanLowry3 @charlesjaco1 @Trump_Regrets @BluebirdsofMO @FoFannaDiana @StormMela @KCStarOpinion @HealthyLivingMo @SteveVockrodt @RAYGUNshirts @RandyAlberhasky @odanu @Jeremy_Danner @RepSamGraves @CoriBush @1964chick @debbiezeke @stltoday @MOEdChange @MORuralHealth @JasonKander Parson’s grateful for any distraction
from his sickening COVID inaction
because Eric’s lieutenant
is winning no pennant
for citizen health satisfaction.

🚨😷📈🏥⚰️ #mogov

@aida__ade @cjtravis @dcstl @dubbledutched @Multizord
@MWife75 @prmurp @GovJayNixon

https://twitter.com/mikeparson/status/1294391432728518656

@GovParsonMO @WhiteHouse @bturque @PhyllisMarion7 @MOEducation @clairecmc @MO_HouseDems @nicolergalloway @gayleasher1 @denenloe44 @EnglishTeach07 @jzikah @BryanLowry3 @charlesjaco1 @BluebirdsofMO @FoFannaDiana @StormMela @KCStarOpinion @HealthyLivingMo @SteveVockrodt @RAYGUNshirts @RandyAlberhasky @Jeremy_Danner @RepSamGraves @CoriBush @1964chick @debbiezeke @stltoday @MOEdChange @MORuralHealth @JasonKander @aida__ade @cjtravis @dcstl @dubbledutched @Multizord @MWife75 @prmurp @GovJayNixon Sheer stupidity that truly frightens,
as explained by the gov after Greitens?
Show me incompetence:
Parson’s claims make no sense. His
feigned ignorance surely enlightens.

@cathy_proffer @classEIreand
@emzorbit @JesseLawder
@KCStar @KMOV @MWife75 @wwhjazz

@GovParsonMO @WhiteHouse @bturque @PhyllisMarion7 @MOEducation @clairecmc @MO_HouseDems @nicolergalloway @gayleasher1 @denenloe44 @EnglishTeach07 @jzikah @BryanLowry3 @charlesjaco1 @BluebirdsofMO @FoFannaDiana @StormMela @KCStarOpinion @HealthyLivingMo @SteveVockrodt @RAYGUNshirts @RandyAlberhasky @Jeremy_Danner @RepSamGraves @CoriBush @1964chick @debbiezeke @stltoday @MOEdChange @MORuralHealth @JasonKander @aida__ade @cjtravis @dcstl @dubbledutched @Multizord @MWife75 @prmurp @GovJayNixon @cathy_proffer @emzorbit @JesseLawder @KCStar @KMOV @wwhjazz As for Deborah, her Oath Hippocratic
took a backseat to antics dramatic.
With “just” 😢 two hundred dead,
not a great deal was said about
Trump’s preparation sporadic. 🏌🏻

🚨😷📈🏥⚰️ #mogov

#200dead — March 20, 2020
@PeterAlexander 👏🏾👏🏼👏 @whca

@GovParsonMO @WhiteHouse @bturque @PhyllisMarion7 @MOEducation @clairecmc @MO_HouseDems @nicolergalloway @gayleasher1 @denenloe44 @EnglishTeach07 @jzikah @BryanLowry3 @charlesjaco1 @BluebirdsofMO @FoFannaDiana @StormMela @KCStarOpinion @HealthyLivingMo @SteveVockrodt @RAYGUNshirts @RandyAlberhasky @Jeremy_Danner @RepSamGraves @CoriBush @1964chick @debbiezeke @stltoday @MOEdChange @MORuralHealth @JasonKander @aida__ade @cjtravis @dcstl @dubbledutched @Multizord @MWife75 @prmurp @GovJayNixon @cathy_proffer @emzorbit @JesseLawder @KCStar @KMOV @wwhjazz @PeterAlexander @whca No one thought that Trump’s “medicine” works, least of all Dr. Deborah Birx. As you watch Trump’s disgrace on her dumbfounded face, just imagine how Vladimir smirks …

🚨😷📈🏥⚰️ #mogov

#ShowMeCOVID19 un-@realdrbirx 👀

@GovParsonMO @WhiteHouse @bturque @PhyllisMarion7 @MOEducation @clairecmc @MO_HouseDems @nicolergalloway @gayleasher1 @denenloe44 @EnglishTeach07 @jzikah @BryanLowry3 @charlesjaco1 @BluebirdsofMO @FoFannaDiana @StormMela @KCStarOpinion @HealthyLivingMo @SteveVockrodt @RAYGUNshirts @RandyAlberhasky @Jeremy_Danner @RepSamGraves @CoriBush @1964chick @debbiezeke @stltoday @MOEdChange @MORuralHealth @JasonKander @aida__ade @cjtravis @dcstl @dubbledutched @Multizord @MWife75 @prmurp @GovJayNixon @cathy_proffer @emzorbit @JesseLawder @KCStar @KMOV @wwhjazz @PeterAlexander @whca @realDrBirx Trump/Birx/Parson?
Three birds of a feather. Each
pretends any storm we can weather.
Though they promise safe schools,
each of these put-in tools on high
caseloads is in this together.
Increased death tolls Missourians face after Parson met up w/ ScarfAce.

@bturque @PhyllisMarion7 @MOEducation @denenloe44 @EnglishTeach07 @jzikah @charlesjaco1 @BluebirdsofMO @KCStarOpinion @HealthyLivingMo @SteveVockrodt @RAYGUNshirts @RandyAlberhasky @Jeremy_Danner @CoriBush @1964chick @debbiezeke @stltoday @MOEdChange @MORuralHealth @aida__ade @cjtravis @dcstl @dubbledutched @Multizord @MWife75 @prmurp @cathy_proffer @emzorbit @JesseLawder @KCStar @KMOV @wwhjazz @PeterAlexander @whca @threadreaderapp unroll 🙏🏼 #mogov

@nicolergalloway ⌛🗳️🇺🇸🗽⚖️

#LIBERTY ☝🏼 #ShowMe 👇🏼 #COVID19

🚨😷📈🏥⚰️ @mikeparson

@gayleasher1 @FoFannaDiana
@StormMela @BryanLowry3
@Brianontheair @JasonKander
@MO_HouseDems @GovJayNixon
@clairecmc 🗽 @SpeakerPelosi ⚖️ @KamalaHarris 🇺🇸

@bturque @PhyllisMarion7 @MOEducation @denenloe44 @EnglishTeach07 @jzikah @charlesjaco1 @BluebirdsofMO @KCStarOpinion @HealthyLivingMo @SteveVockrodt @RAYGUNshirts @RandyAlberhasky @Jeremy_Danner @CoriBush @1964chick @debbiezeke @stltoday @MOEdChange @MORuralHealth @aida__ade @cjtravis @dcstl @dubbledutched @Multizord @MWife75 @prmurp @cathy_proffer @emzorbit @JesseLawder @KCStar @KMOV @wwhjazz @PeterAlexander @whca @threadreaderapp @gayleasher1 @FoFannaDiana @StormMela @BryanLowry3 @Brianontheair @JasonKander @MO_HouseDems @GovJayNixon @clairecmc @SpeakerPelosi @KamalaHarris I’ve assembled a meaningful thread
wherein Greitens’ lieutenant was read
his deserved act of riot.
Always masked? He should try it!
Unless he wants more schoolkids dead.
Y’all can vote 🗽 or vote ⚰️ but
please VOTE, for it impacts your breath.

🗽 @nicolergalloway
⚰️ @mikeparson

@bturque @PhyllisMarion7 @MOEducation @denenloe44 @EnglishTeach07 @jzikah @charlesjaco1 @BluebirdsofMO @KCStarOpinion @HealthyLivingMo @SteveVockrodt @RAYGUNshirts @RandyAlberhasky @Jeremy_Danner @CoriBush @1964chick @debbiezeke @stltoday @MOEdChange @MORuralHealth @aida__ade @cjtravis @dcstl @dubbledutched @Multizord @MWife75 @prmurp @cathy_proffer @emzorbit @JesseLawder @KCStar @KMOV @wwhjazz @PeterAlexander @whca @threadreaderapp @gayleasher1 @FoFannaDiana @StormMela @BryanLowry3 @Brianontheair @JasonKander @GovJayNixon @clairecmc @SpeakerPelosi @KamalaHarris @nicolergalloway @mikeparson All too tragic. This logic is flawed; it
derives from an Angry Orange God.
Seems to me — either/or.
Yet this governance chore is
a duty no one would applaud.
What’s the shortcut?
Just pile on more lies.
Simply shrug then if somebody dies.

@MO_HouseDems 🗽

https://twitter.com/govparsonmo/status/1295870845009760256

@bturque @PhyllisMarion7 @MOEducation @denenloe44 @EnglishTeach07 @jzikah @charlesjaco1 @BluebirdsofMO @KCStarOpinion @HealthyLivingMo @SteveVockrodt @RAYGUNshirts @RandyAlberhasky @Jeremy_Danner @CoriBush @1964chick @debbiezeke @stltoday @MOEdChange @MORuralHealth @aida__ade @cjtravis @dcstl @dubbledutched @Multizord @MWife75 @prmurp @cathy_proffer @emzorbit @JesseLawder @KCStar @KMOV @wwhjazz @PeterAlexander @whca @threadreaderapp @gayleasher1 @FoFannaDiana @StormMela @BryanLowry3 @Brianontheair @JasonKander @GovJayNixon @clairecmc @SpeakerPelosi @KamalaHarris @nicolergalloway @mikeparson @MO_HouseDems I’ll translate:
”Some will die for the Dow.
Trump screwed up;
sacrifice anyhow!
He claimed it disappears;
we’ll ignore all your fears. At
his altar you too now must bow.
If folks perish? No need to explain.
They’re disposable …
like Herman Cain.”
🤢😬😡

@bturque @PhyllisMarion7 @MOEducation @denenloe44 @EnglishTeach07 @jzikah @charlesjaco1 @BluebirdsofMO @KCStarOpinion @HealthyLivingMo @SteveVockrodt @RAYGUNshirts @RandyAlberhasky @Jeremy_Danner @CoriBush @1964chick @debbiezeke @stltoday @MOEdChange @MORuralHealth @aida__ade @cjtravis @dcstl @dubbledutched @Multizord @MWife75 @prmurp @cathy_proffer @emzorbit @JesseLawder @KCStar @KMOV @wwhjazz @PeterAlexander @whca @threadreaderapp @gayleasher1 @FoFannaDiana @StormMela @BryanLowry3 @Brianontheair @JasonKander @GovJayNixon @clairecmc @SpeakerPelosi @KamalaHarris @nicolergalloway @mikeparson @MO_HouseDems So I’ll ask: why the rush
back to school to ignore
any public health rule?
It’s Trump’s classic device:
❶ simply shrug; 🤷‍♂️
❷ roll the dice! 🎲
Risking born children’s lives is uncool.
Not to mention other nonsurvivors!
Teachers, librarians & bus drivers.

@bturque @PhyllisMarion7 @MOEducation @denenloe44 @EnglishTeach07 @jzikah @charlesjaco1 @BluebirdsofMO @KCStarOpinion @HealthyLivingMo @SteveVockrodt @RAYGUNshirts @RandyAlberhasky @Jeremy_Danner @CoriBush @1964chick @debbiezeke @stltoday @MOEdChange @MORuralHealth @aida__ade @cjtravis @dcstl @dubbledutched @Multizord @MWife75 @prmurp @cathy_proffer @emzorbit @JesseLawder @KCStar @KMOV @wwhjazz @PeterAlexander @whca @threadreaderapp @gayleasher1 @FoFannaDiana @StormMela @BryanLowry3 @Brianontheair @JasonKander @GovJayNixon @SpeakerPelosi @KamalaHarris @nicolergalloway @mikeparson @MO_HouseDems Folks of color Mike seeks to control.
Deranged housewives?
All his to “console.”
Innocent kids take sick w/
his part-time mask trick.
On the whole I would vote for Nicole. Y’all can vote 🗽 or vote ⚰️ so please vote like it impacts your breath.

@clairecmc

https://twitter.com/govparsonmo/status/1295859467939131392