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Just try listening to the rambling incoherent bullshit-waffle tumbling out of Spaffer's mouth when confronted with a half decent question about the outrageously corrupt 'fact-checking' debacle just before the 2019 General Election.

He's our PM FFS!

We already knew the @Conservatives used disinformation tactics with a “new level of impunity” during #GE2019, and so we now have the most shamelessly corrupt Govt in UK history, & sadly, most pundits, journalists, voters & politicians don't seem to mind.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…
And here's Winston Chuchill's wartime secretary, Lady Williams, who in 2019 told voters:

“Boris Johnson is not remotely like Winston Churchill... Churchill was meticulous about truthfulness & straightforward talk. There’s no similarity there at all.”

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…
And if you still need convincing that Boris Johnson might not actually be the Churchillian figure we're relentlessly being told he is by sycophantic pundits, journalists, MPs and utterly delusional morons, here's what is quite possibly his finest hour:

"What was the nature of your relationship with Jennifer Arcuri?
Were you just friends, or was it something else?"

#LiarJohnson evades an honest response.

Again.

He's spent his life covering his ruthless, bullying arrogance in a veneer of buffoonery.

"Will you be changing nappies?"

"I, I, I, I, I,"

"Are your family pleased?

"I, I, I, I,"

"Have you EVER uttered a coherent sentence IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE?"

"I, I, I, I,"

"Are you a robot sent from the future to fuck everything up?"

"I, I, I, I, I..."

And here's New York born (you didn't know?) Alexander Boris de Pwaffle Johnson in all his mutant algorithm glory, lying about making model busses ffs.

#Spaffer is delighted to get the cost of "value bread" about right, gets carried away, slides into his lovable buffoon persona & says "I can tell you the price of a bottle of champagne!" quickly realises his mistake & seamlessly switches to faux serious.

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