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20 Oct, 4 tweets, 1 min read
CNN can't deny America's unslakeable thirst for ratings magnet Jeffrey Toobin
f'ing called it
the main difference between working in journalism and working at Panda Express is you probably can get fired for masturbating at work at Panda Express
I hope after Toobin returns CNN gives him a daily prime time hour with Dan Rather and Brian Williams called How The Fuck Are We Still On The Air

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20 Oct
Rejoice Zoom wankers, #MeToobin movement has arrived
"how would you want to be treated if you accidentally got caught pleasuring yourself during a work Zoom meeting?"

I think I'd be pleasantly amazed if I was able to escape with a suspension and some punitive mockery
No, there is absolutely nothing mockworthy about the New Yorker magazine assembling its intellectual A Team for a Zoom election simulation, and then the guy assigned to play the Supreme Court starts choking his chicken because he thinks the mute button turns of the camera
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19 Oct
OK I added DogPipeGuy as my avi again. Didn't realize he was that big a thing.
Ingredients of DogPipeGuy:

Dog: Bernese mountain dog from a 1980s Xerox ad

Pipe: the pipe from Magritte's The Treachery of Images

Guy: random professor from a 1960 Luther College yearbook, forehead, neck and suit photshopped for extra geekiness
IRL I much more resemble this guy
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18 Oct
Hmmmm. Some clues to my hacking, via my notifications. The one on Sept 23 was me, the 2 on Sept 28 looks to be the culprit. Logged in from Android device in NYC, changed my handle to "barkbiteblog", and that's when the shitshow started.
BTW, my notifications (along with old tweets, avi & such) are still messed up, I am only seeing notifications from accounts I follow. Will try to rectify this as well.
You are DEAD, @redsteeze
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18 Oct
What are you lookin' at, nerd? It's time for #DavesCarIDService
*Car is a 1930-31 Ford Model A coupe, chopped & channeled, 36 Ford truck grille, early Chrysler Hemi, U-Fab 6x2 intake with Stromberg 97, whitewall recap cheater slicks, 57 Plymouth hubcaps. Next to 55 Olds 88 4 door sedan.
Administrative notes: glad to be back on the car ID beat after my unfortunate hacking incident. My avi and old tweets haven't been restored yet, but I'm hopeful they will be within a few days. Thank you for your patience.
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