Thread by @SoozUK

THREAD: How to get semi-Twitter-famous.

1. Tweet about three specific things non-stop. Mine are Sonic, progressive politics and stuff that happened to me in 1992.

2. Do it all the time, every single day without second guessing yourself.

3. Post several pictures of cats per week. If you don't have a cat just take photos of cats you see in the street.

4. Look at what's trending and post a popular gif with a riff on the trending topic. It doesn't even have to be funny. Write it in the style of something that is funny and people will be tricked that it's funny.

5. Just write frank stuff people will agree with and they won't care that isn't witty or smart. "This government are a shitshow" will garner you so much engagement and it is saying absolutely nothing new or interesting or useful.

6. Swear a lot, it looks anarchic and exciting.

There, that's how I got to 44k followers in 11 years. Try it yourself and eventually people ask you to do creative things with them, sometimes for money, even though all you did was write dumb shit on a social media platform that made Donald Trump the leader of the free world.