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24 Oct, 6 tweets, 4 min read
Promised 3yo and 7yo they could watch the grand final, then realized it was at 730pm. First half in our lounge room is shaping up to be more dangerous than the 1945 bloodbath.
#aflgf #afl
3yo very edgy in lounge room. Expect A lot of niggle early on, maybe even a king hit behind the play.
#afl #aflgf
3yo sent to bed at quarter time.
Went full Alistair Lynch in 2004 Grand Final.
#AFLGF #GrandFinal
7yo dragged just before the half time. Shook his head and Punched the door on the way out, then headed straight the bedroom. Won’t be seen again tonight.
#aflgf #grandfinal
7yo and 3yo both fell asleep in the middle of today and now probably won’t sleep until 10pm tonight. Collateral Damage from this night grand final could be long term. Will need to examine our process moving forward.
#AFLGF #GrandFinal
Okay @AFL here’s the deal:
If you play another night grand final next year, then Gil McLachlan has to send one of his au pairs round to my house, to look after the kids for the next week.
#AFLGF #afl

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26 Oct
Today’s Andrews Presser. A curtain covers the stage, then sweeps back to reveal Daniel Andrews clutching a guitar. He has a shaved head & a black shirt which reads “ZERO”. Brett Sutton is on drums. Andrews growls, “Wanna go for a ride?” & they rock out.
#vicpol #auspol #covidvic
The journos push forward, forming mosh pit forms at the front of the stage. Chip Le Grand crowd surfs. Rachel Baxendale head bangs. The remaining journos, slam their bodies into each other, releasing weeks of tension through the raw power of the mosh. #vicpol #auspol #covidvic
Daniel Andrews snarls into the microphone:
"Emptiness is loneliness and loneliness is cleanliness
And cleanliness is godliness, and God is empty..."
And every journo in the room screams in unison:
"Just. Like. Me!"
The Mosh Pit goes insane.
#covidvic #vicpol #auspol #lockdown
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