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3 Nov, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Wow, I did not know that. Thank you for sharing this amazing fact

More astonishing facts for the New York Times' highly sophisticated and informed readership
I kinda hope Trump wins the popular vote in a landslide and Biden wins the Electoral vote, just to watch the history-erasing Year Zero rhetorical chaos
I will call it the Great Tweet Deletion Massacre of 2020

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This Just In: Dicks are for Trump, Karens are for Biden
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