Look, I spent eight years mocking liberals for worshipping the president. Then, a lot of the people who loved me for it suddenly hated me because I wouldn't kneel before THEIR sacred cow.

Now I get to luxuriate in the cries of anguish from both sides. I'm not sorry. Cry more.
I'm not some lunatic #NeverTrumper who thinks he's Hitler and everything I believed in before he was elected is wrong. That's a good grift, but it's not for me. I recognize his accomplishments. His Supreme Court picks alone are praiseworthy. If he loses, that legacy will endure.
And if America decides to replace him with an even older guy who's obviously in mental decline, that's how it goes. Let him try to get anything done without the Senate or the courts. Let Kamala cackle and dance her way through the next four years. I've got plenty of spitballs.
All I've heard for the last four years is that the winner cheated, so please excuse me if I take such claims with a grain of salt now that the parties have switched. Maybe it's true, maybe not. If you want to panic, please feel free. Go ahead, allow yourself to be manipulated.

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Yay, this is completely fucked up, good job everybody
No, Trump has not won. He hasn't lost either. It's not over yet. If he'd just said it ain't over till it's over, that would've been fine. If he just could've contained himself for a few more hours. But that's not who he is. He thrives on chaos, so now this will be chaos.
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But okay:

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3. Fuck off.

That last one, the 2nd #3, is particularly dishonest. If a white cop kills a black guy, it's racism. If a non-white cop kills a black guy, it's SYSTEMIC racism. Heads I win, tails you lose.

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This is a lie. There's just no other word for it. She's lying.
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