Look, I spent eight years mocking liberals for worshipping the president. Then, a lot of the people who loved me for it suddenly hated me because I wouldn't kneel before THEIR sacred cow.
Now I get to luxuriate in the cries of anguish from both sides. I'm not sorry. Cry more.
I'm not some lunatic #NeverTrumper who thinks he's Hitler and everything I believed in before he was elected is wrong. That's a good grift, but it's not for me. I recognize his accomplishments. His Supreme Court picks alone are praiseworthy. If he loses, that legacy will endure.
And if America decides to replace him with an even older guy who's obviously in mental decline, that's how it goes. Let him try to get anything done without the Senate or the courts. Let Kamala cackle and dance her way through the next four years. I've got plenty of spitballs.
All I've heard for the last four years is that the winner cheated, so please excuse me if I take such claims with a grain of salt now that the parties have switched. Maybe it's true, maybe not. If you want to panic, please feel free. Go ahead, allow yourself to be manipulated.
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Yay, this is completely fucked up, good job everybody
No, Trump has not won. He hasn't lost either. It's not over yet. If he'd just said it ain't over till it's over, that would've been fine. If he just could've contained himself for a few more hours. But that's not who he is. He thrives on chaos, so now this will be chaos.
If you don't know the difference between "I'm going to win" and "I won," I don't know what to tell you. I don't worship politicians, so I don't have to do mental gymnastics to convince myself they're always right. But go ahead.
1. I can't leave my house. Fuck off. 2. Yes you did. Fuck off. 3. I don't benefit from shit. I'm stuck in my house waiting to die of a plague. I didn't do anything to that man or anybody else. Fuck off. 3. Fuck off.
That last one, the 2nd #3, is particularly dishonest. If a white cop kills a black guy, it's racism. If a non-white cop kills a black guy, it's SYSTEMIC racism. Heads I win, tails you lose.
Ali Velshi might not be a racist, but that's not good enough.
I have no confidence that Trump can or will say anything to help anybody right now. I'm fine with him shutting up. I prefer it.
Who is Trump supposed to be addressing right now? It's not his voters out there burning shit and beating people up. The rioters aren't going to listen to him. If he tells them to stop, they'll just redouble their efforts. And people like @chrissyteigen will bail them out.
"Republicans keep saying they believe Dr Blasey Ford, but they just believe it wasn’t Kavanaugh who did it. That’s is literally *not* believing her." -- @KirstenPowers, 9/28/18
Do they just not get it? Were they paid off? What the fuck?
The entire world has been brought to a standstill. The death toll is rising by the minute. Everybody's huddled in their homes, scared half to death. And this dumb bag of shit is whining that it's "inflammatory" to blame the evil monsters who did this. #ChinaLiedPeopleDied
I'm about halfway through rewatching season 4 of Breaking Bad, and I'd forgotten how involved Skyler was in Walt's deception. The whole "gambling" story. She was ride or die, even with their passive-aggressive sniping at each other.
And there's no way Walt could've pulled off the carwash deal without her. Skyler-haters are dumb.
I remember being annoyed by Marie's shoplifting subplot at the time, but now I see where that puzzle piece fits. And Betsy Brandt plays it fantastically.