Thread by @FakeGovernorCox

Ok. Let's recap of the mandates and orders Governor Herbert issued tonight:

1. No hosting social gatherings with friends in your homes. However, you are still free to meet up with them and catch the virus at bars, restaurants, and gyms. 1/7 #utpol #utah

2. A state-wide #maskmandate has been ordered. I tried to convince the governor that the mandate specifically mention wearing the mask up and over the nose, but that was a (nose) bridge too far. 2/7 #utpol #COVID19 #utah

3. Certain individuals, and we won't mention anyone by name, can no longer organize dance parties. We're really, really serious this time. Don't be... young and dumb. 3/7 #utpol #BYU #uvu #young #dumb

4. Now that the season has changed and Herbert can no longer play tennis outside, he's instituted a 2 week hold on all sports. 4/7 #utpol #herbertHasSweetBackHand #utah

5. We are so, so, so, so shocked that the disease is being spread by 15-24 year olds. Also shocked to find that they're being careless. Not sure if anyone saw that coming. Anyway... we're going to test everyone on college campuses every week. 5/7 #utpol #young #dumb

6. We are not shutting down the economy! Let me repeat, Utah is open for business and spreading the virus in those businesses. You can still go to church, bars and gyms and spread it there too. 6/7 #lifeElevated #respirationDropping #utpol

7. It's time for Utah to come together. But not really together together. More like together apart. We need to be apart when we come together. And please wear a mask when we're together but apart. Go Jazz. 7/7 #utah #STRONGER_TOGETHER #utpol