Atorvastatin
Simvastatin
Rosuvastatin
Pravastatin
etc.
they are
VASTATINs, not STATINs.
Would you take this statin?
Would you take it?
Glad you wouldn't.
It is SOMATOstatin.
"Endocrine cyanide" to its friends.
No thanks.
Happily today's Late Breaking Trial, SAMSON, studied a VAstatin - atorvastatin - against placebo and no-tablet, to measure the magnitude of side effects.
Results are to be presented by James Howard, who is currently tight-lipped on the subject.
What is the probability that the result will be statistically significant?
Elisabeth Bik is a VERY hard woman. I thought she was outing these for "A" and "C" not being differently treated rats, different _slides_, but actually the same slide flipped upside down.
Personally I have led a charmed life and never been bullied at work.
But as a TPD this is something I am determined to uncover and eradicate.
When I was a junior doctor, we always assumed that if anyone complained about anything "the old bastards will shaft you forever".
But now we once-registrars have become consultants, we realise we are the same people and
(a) Old gits don't actually shaft anyone - they can't be bothered and indeed have no levers for it: nobody cares what some old git says about someone, when making appointments.