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25 Nov, 5 tweets, 2 min read
hello from an alternate reality ImageImageImageImage
refuse to believe they haven’t been naming the new characters after ikea furniture Image
remember, these are the people mitch mcconnell thinks are gonna give a shit about voting party line for some corporate tax cuts and kickbacks to general dynamics. bold trade!
back here in actual meatspace the hits keep comin
NARRATOR: a day later, there was no filing Image

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kilgore trout, tiny desk carpenter Profile picture
28 Nov
ok so a few things here

one, this is a masterful fisking and you should spend 20 minutes on the whole thing. really. and if I can’t believe I made it through the whole thread imagine reading this entire suit to create the thread
two, sidney powell should be told if she appears in court the judge will pull a lever opening a trap door that will dump her down a half mile shaft into a decommissioned sulphur mine
and three, this suit is as bad as it is in all aspects because it does not exist to serve a legal function. it exists to create ten years of content for the internet maniacs who exist in the sidney powell universe
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kilgore trout, tiny desk carpenter Profile picture
27 Nov
they’re free to leave the church at any time. there’s no shunning. no exit fees. no earthly consequences at all. the teachings are available in many forms both online & in print.
“I’m catholic but mainly for the right to bitch on the internet”
personally, if the tradcaths simply gotta tradcath, I’d rather they shut the fuck up & leave already.
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kilgore trout, tiny desk carpenter Profile picture
27 Nov
here comes the dipshit brigade exclaiming AHA PERFECT JUST COMPLETELY PULVERIZED IN COURT AGAIN SCOTUS HERE WE COME
right on cue
here’s an interesting prognostication. it’s self-evident this has zero point zero zero chance of going to SCOTUS and yet the MAGA lunatics are absolutely convinced it is. this obvious reality juncture supplies a clear opportunity to predict the next antagonist in their plotline
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kilgore trout, tiny desk carpenter Profile picture
24 Nov
the president is doing great why do you ask
well as long as we’re on the subject this article on randy quaid is one of my favorite ever written, I’ll post some highlights since it’s long vanityfair.com/news/2011/01/q…
so the thing to realize is these two are a pair of mentally ill grifters who alternate between hilarious and terrifying
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kilgore trout, tiny desk carpenter Profile picture
24 Nov
beyond that he built a team of competent pros who didn’t leak a single goddamn thing off-message and had an entire closet full of legal assets quietly primed to crush it in court
incredibly under the radar that joe biden has run a textbook perfect campaign & transition that hasn’t had a single misstep since south carolina
every single day was a new UH OH HOW WILL BIDEN POSSIBLY SURVIVE THIS IMPOSSIBLE TRAP and every single day he cruised right by it and at no point did anyone even notice?
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24 Nov
thank god in a few short weeks I will never remember I had to see something called “gsaemily” in my feed every five seconds and actually learn what it was
the gsaemily thing was the shitty boss fight developers throw in after the main boss fight to add fifteen minutes of content to the game
what the fuck do you mean I have to fight a henchman no one ever talked about for the entire game oh c’mon aw what the fuck is this the floors are electrified you’ve gotta be kidding me
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