they’re free to leave the church at any time. there’s no shunning. no exit fees. no earthly consequences at all. the teachings are available in many forms both online & in print.
“I’m catholic but mainly for the right to bitch on the internet”
personally, if the tradcaths simply gotta tradcath, I’d rather they shut the fuck up & leave already.
just can’t get enough of this total fallacy of being trapped in this church with this terrible leader you can’t walk out of at any time. just...go.

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