Chachaji was fond of farming. Once he was caressing Ed’s hair & puffing cigar when Ed said “Pundat kya thumhara bull soya hota, aaj farming nahin karne ka”, Chachaji sighed “There is a lot of grass on the farm”, Ed hugged him & said “Pundat grass is temporary, farm is permanent”
Chachaji fondling Ed’s lips told her about Corona vaccine “Ed darling there are two kinds of vaccinations, I’d like to get you vaccinated ASAP”, a hot Ed kissed Chachaji & loosening her skirt said in a husky voice “Pundat hum ko toh sirf thumhara injection maangta, lagao jaldi”
Chachaji holding newspaper in one hand & playing with Ed’s apple with other said “Kamala is now Vice President of the US”, Ed holding Chachaji’s hard cigar said “Pundat, Kamala ko kaun poochta, sab ignore karega thoda din baad, thum ne bhi toh Kamala ko apna cigar tak nahin diya”
Once a candid Ed told Chachaji “Hum bahut mard dekha, International bhi aur Indian bhi, Lord ko dekha, Mohan aur Jinn ko dekha, thum ko dekha, par asli mard ek hi hota”, Chachaji sipping wine said “Of course that’s me”, Ed smilingly said “No Pundat asli Marad sirf Daar ji hota”
@BheeshmPitamah Lo crossover aa gaya, narrator obliged us
Chachaji was shocked as he didn’t like Daarji coz Daar ji was a nationalist. He asked Ed “What’s so special abt him” Ed didn’t mince a word & said “Pundat, hum jab bhi Punjab gaya Daar ji ne hamra mehmaan nawaazi kiya, Daar ji ka ganne ke maafiq hota aur thumhara moongfali jaisa”
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