Thread by @CharlesTam

From me @CharlesTam ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter referred to as the wishee"),

Please accept without any obligation, legal or social, implied or implicit, a #HolidayGreeting ("greeting") intended to communicate my well wishes for an environmentally-conscious, [1/11]

...socially-distanced, politically-correct, #Regulatory-compliant, #mask-protected, non-denominational celebration of the winter solstice holiday period, as practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice [2/11]

...(with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all) and a financially-successful, personally-fulfilling, and medically-uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the [3/11]

...generally-accepted Common Era (#AnnoDomini) Gregorian calendar year 2021, but with due respect for all other calendars of choice, other cultures or sects, and having due regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of smartphone(s), [4/11]

choice of #SocialMedia platform(s), and/or dietary preference(s) of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you agree to the following binding terms and conditions:
-This #HolidayGreeting ("greeting") is subject to further change, clarification, or withdrawal as required; [5/11]

- This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original intent of the greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged;
- This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes; [6/11]

- This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor; [7/11]

- This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably as may be expected within the generally accepted application of usual good tidings for a validity period of one (1) calendar year from the date of receipt or superseded by a subsequent greeting, whichever comes first; [8/11]

- The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this well wish or the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor, within the duration of the current #holiday period; and, [9/11]

- Any unintended contextual associations in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father #Christmas", "Our Saviour", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, [10/11]

and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

In conclusion, as established by generally accepted social customs, #COVID19 new norms, & pursuant to aforementioned terms and conditions... I wish you #SeasonsGreetings. [11/11]

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