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1 Dec, 10 tweets, 3 min read
why is this tragic death scene a Christmas tree ornament
now this is something I actually want to hang on my tree
I mean, nothing gets me more in the holiday spirit than evil mirror-universe versions of beloved characters
I mean, who +doesn't+ want a horrifying, murderous sci-fi monster hanging on the tree
I mean, when I think Xmas, I think Darth Vader Choking People
Yes because we're all going to remember 2020 as fucking gumdrops and lollipops
WHY ARE THEY SETTING THEMSELVES ON FIRE
An adorable abduction scene for your tree
Hey kids y'all decorate while mommy gets lit
Anyway except for Hellboy these are all actual Hallmark ornaments I shit you not

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