1) So. Waited to talk about this 'galactic federation' nonsense.
I'm going to put it like this:
If aliens were at all smart, they would NEVER TOUCH EARTH and PRAY TO THEIR FILTHY XENOS GODS EVERY FUCKING DAY we never leave our spinning dirtball.
I'm going to put it like this:
If aliens were at all smart, they would NEVER TOUCH EARTH and PRAY TO THEIR FILTHY XENOS GODS EVERY FUCKING DAY we never leave our spinning dirtball.
2) Why?
Well, think about it.
In almost EVERY major sci-fi piece of literature and culture we have, HUMANITY FUCKING CONQUERS THE GALAXY.
If aliens were looking at our culture, they'd say, 'hey, they dream about space, let's see what about it they li- OH WHAT IN THE FUCK?!?'
Well, think about it.
In almost EVERY major sci-fi piece of literature and culture we have, HUMANITY FUCKING CONQUERS THE GALAXY.
If aliens were looking at our culture, they'd say, 'hey, they dream about space, let's see what about it they li- OH WHAT IN THE FUCK?!?'
3) 'But what about Star Trek?'
Yes, Star Trek.
You know what happens in Star Trek?
Humanity gets FTL tech, and within a few DECADES, suddenly every filthy xenos species is either a) OUR JUNIOR FUCKING PARTNER or b) GETTING THEIR ASSES WHIPPED BY US.
Yes, Star Trek.
You know what happens in Star Trek?
Humanity gets FTL tech, and within a few DECADES, suddenly every filthy xenos species is either a) OUR JUNIOR FUCKING PARTNER or b) GETTING THEIR ASSES WHIPPED BY US.
4) But why don't they invade us then?
Think about it.
Think about every literature, show, movie, etc about aliens invading.
What happens?
HUMANITY WHIPS THEIR ASS.
Think about it.
Think about every literature, show, movie, etc about aliens invading.
What happens?
HUMANITY WHIPS THEIR ASS.
5) Is fiction real?
No, of course not.
But it is cultural propaganda, conditioning us, conditioning our expectations and behavior.
So if aliens decided to invade and get rid of us before we became a threat?
Every motherfucker on Earth would grab a gun and go full Rambo.
No, of course not.
But it is cultural propaganda, conditioning us, conditioning our expectations and behavior.
So if aliens decided to invade and get rid of us before we became a threat?
Every motherfucker on Earth would grab a gun and go full Rambo.
6) Then? After crazy bastards storm an alien ship and pump every xenos full of lead except one to teach them how to fly it?
We take to the stars and conquer their asses anyways.
Do I believe some 'galactic federation' is speaking to the US and Israel?
No.
No way in hell.
We take to the stars and conquer their asses anyways.
Do I believe some 'galactic federation' is speaking to the US and Israel?
No.
No way in hell.
7) But if they are?
They are the DUMBEST mother fuckers in the galaxy, and are opening a fucking pandora's box of pent up wanderlust, pioneering, conquering, colonizing, suppressed for over a century now, upon all of them.
/end
They are the DUMBEST mother fuckers in the galaxy, and are opening a fucking pandora's box of pent up wanderlust, pioneering, conquering, colonizing, suppressed for over a century now, upon all of them.
/end
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