Skipping past the recap of existing security services. There are a LOT of them. If you enable all of them it will cost you more than a data breach would. #reinvent
Talking about Systems Manager. It's an awesome service with a bunch of very valuable sub-services. I snark on the name, but don't let that obscure the reality that it's incredibly, incredibly capable and you should look into it. #reinvent
I *LOVE* Cloud Audit Academy. It teaches auditors to cloud.
"Why does that matter to me?"
Because if AWS doesn't do it, it'll fall to you to explain why a tour of us-east-1 isn't in the cards. #reinvent
I have to keep reminding myself that I'm not the target customer for some of this. You probably do too. #reinvent
Talking about Organizations now. My problem is the complexity. How do I start a small AWS environment and grow it to a 3K person company over five years without having to back out of what's damned close to a one-way-door? Identity and account structure is hard to undo.
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It's the AWS infrastructure keynote with Peter DeSantis, and this is my #reQuinnvent livetweet thread. Like an @awscloud groundhog, this is the one day a year he comes out of the data center to tell us what he's seen, look for his shadow, and use the bathroom.
♪ ♫ ♬ He's coming out of his cage, and he's feeling just fine... ♪ ♫ ♬ #reinvent
Music in a minor key about adversity is a great choice to kick off a keynote about infrastructure. Hardware is always depressing; it's a real kick in the rack nuts. #reinvent
So here's an @awscloud Lambda@Edge problem that's haunted me for ages. A thread, as I thrash and attempt to learn the things I don't know...
Curling the official @awscloud status page takes .3 seconds to complete. If I curl stop.lying.cloud, that takes 23 seconds to complete. And it absolutely should not.
The domain points to a CloudFront distribution. That distribution invokes a Lambda function that returns HTML with my suitable modifications to the payload.
And now the Data Analytics leadership session at #reinvent--oh what the damn hell. @rahulpathak didn't dress up for our podcast recording nearly so well!
This entire slide also applies to the @awscloud bill.
"Here's how Moderna uses our services to fight the pandemic, so you can feel better about using those same services to show ads to people."