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3 Dec, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Because of the technical impossibility doing a podcast from home, I guess
Quick question: is there a mayor of a major US city who isn't a complete and utter fuckwit
Apparently how Eric Garcetti thinks podcasts are recorded Image
I AM big, it's the podcasts that got small

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Well I wish they would have told me that before I blew $100 on Human Sirloins from Omaha Steaks
Attention attorneys, have I got a class action suit for you
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18 Nov
Upslap and stalk my Fleeps on Squibo
Also, please Bingo my Droopers on FleegleSnorky
Authentic Silicon Valley Babytalk Branding > Authentic Frontier Gibberish
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17 Nov
Gotta bookmark this excuse to use the next time I accidentally crash into a liquor store
"I accidentally drove and/or helicoptered to a 3 star Michelin restaurant in Napa for my friend's crucial once-in-a-lifetime 50th birthday party while making it illegal to open your taco stand" is some next level Animal Farm
I'm tempted to compare him to a televangelist who got caught with a prostitute, but a televangelist who got caught with a prostitute can't throw you in jail for stopping sending him payments
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17 Nov
Stop trying to make "Fleets" happen
Twitter should just accept the fact that Instagram and TikTok are where people go to share joyous visual self expression, and Twitter is for malignant assholes to scream lunatic conspiracy theories
YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok is where nobodies go to become millionaires, Twitter is where millionaires go to become nobodies
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