I just found out that @johnlegend made Jingle Jangle and it all makes sense now.
I’ve been working on this a theory for a while but it’s time to expose him.
I believe that John Legend is an actual angel.
A thread:
his bio is a lot like mine. I’m a real person. But is John?
U be the judge.
He CLAIMS he was homeschooled in “Springfield,” the most common city name in America.
Being homeschooled myself, I know i know ithis sheltered life. This is a cover.
That nigga was in heaven, dawg.
He went to high school at 12, same as me. According to my sources (Wikipedia) he led a jazz ensemble and a acapella group and was offered admisssion to Harvard, Georgetown and Morehouse but went to Penn—an Ivy League School
I'm kinda upset that Marcia Fudge won't be the Agriculture Secretary.
There are hundreds of my former students reading this right now and rolling their eyes because I've been pushing a theory on a loophole for reparations & the racial wealth gap for 20+ years:
A thread:
First of all, MOST of our tax dollars are sent to 2 places:
Killing people
Keeping people alive
Welfare
Defense and Veterans Affairs have the biggest budgets of any cabinet department Social Security and Medicare cost a ton of money.
And then there's welfare.
I know that you think I'm talking about food stamps, etc. But we spend a LOT of money on another form of welfare.
Don't worry, I already have a name for it:
Wypipo Welfare
There are whole budgetary set-asides that, historically, are used to help white people almost exclusively
A lot of people don't know his name but he is evidence of how recent slavery was. It's SUCH a crazy, mindblowing story that's centered on a Black woman who I've argued might be the MOST important person in Civil Rights history
A thread.
To understand how crazy this story is, it starts with an enslaved man and ENDS in 2018... WITH A SLAVE SHIP.
Y'all, it's crazy.
It started when the War for White Supremacy broke out in SC. A lot of those racists believed that their human property were actually happy!
One of the enslaved men had gotten a job on a Confederate transport ship because knew more about SC ports than all those mediocre white men combined, so he started plotting.
He got other enslaved people to work on the ship and the dumb-ass white dudes actually let them!