Thread by @atatimelikethis

An idea is going around that we are "free" of EU and ECJ.

Codswallop

Our largest trading partner is the EU. We comply with their standards to export to them. So they become our standards

Oh? Now we can ALSO have OUR standards?
Like 240V and 120V at the same time?
Idiot.

I swear no one who sold Brexit ever worked in a real business.

Bankers and hedge funders only.

Real business doesn't operate to the sort of inefficiency Multi-voltage UK implies.

Tell a farmer to keep his cattle two ways
For a second market that doesn't yet exist

Dodge fist

This naive one-dimensional superficial cult think is why we are uniquely ill-equipped to compete in the dog eat dog world we just entered.

The latest idea - Brexit was to stop exporting live animals.
We won.

Except for all the customers who demand we export live animals.

So exactly the same as yesterday, with a crucial difference.

Yesterday we had 40 years of improving the standards of live animal transport, we were, in fact, the leading voice, we improved stuff.

Now standards can only go down.

And we can no longer do anything but accept that.

Oh yes Brexiters, we can find new markets.

I apologise.

We have to accept declining standards in animal transport that we let happen.

But in maybe 20 years we'll be able to export somewhere with better standards.

Erm. There isn't anywhere like that.

Whoops

Find a Brexiter victory or an argument.

I promise you, superficially it will be Jam tomorrow.

Get out a magnifying glass.

It's not jam, there's no tomorrow.

Every single one of them is theoretical bUllocks that never happens and can't happen
And they're still falling for it!

Well Brexiters, you wanted Independence.
Now you get to stand on your feet and compete

You better wake up way more quickly than you're proving to by being this naive or you're well and truly on the way to the third world.

And this time you're the immigrant.

We should all go out and sell them rain.

Oh, wait.

That already happened. It's Brexiting outside again.

PS.

1. You are well on your way to transforming a first world country to the third world.

2. You will be the immigrants you demonised

3. Yes, it is your fault.

4. No it isnt #Covid19. Everyone had that.