This isn't his first time. He's not the first man to do this. Many women in Nigeria have terrible hotel stay experiences.
Male receptionists do proposition female guests and give out their room keys/numbers without permission to male guests who like them.

To protect yourself...
* Travel with a portable door jammer.

* Wedge the door handle with a chair.

* Check for Peeping Tom holes in the walls.

* Leave the key in the lock.

* Ask a male friend or colleague to act as your partner.

* Don't be amiable or hostile. Brusque is better.
* Sleep with your pepper spray or Swiss army knife.

* Lock the door when in the bathroom. Female guests have walked out of bathrooms to see men in their rooms.

*Report any unprofessionalism to management.

* Leave a detailed review online so other women can avoid such places.
Take up martial art/ self-defense classes.

I tell you, nothing prepares you for walking out of a hotel bathroom in a towel to meet a man sprawled on your bed, smiling like the idiot he is. All 'cos he told the receptionist he likes you & that one gave him the key to your room.
I'd have said avoid cheap motels and hotels but in Naija, based on personal experience, there's no difference.

Whether one-star inns or four-star hotels, these audacious perverts work everywhere and will show up in their full idiot regalia at any time.

Bea safe, sisters.

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