BREAKING NEWS!
Uforo, Kagiso and Zawadi invade the UK from three different sides.
Zawadi, an accomplished General, arrives at London first. She sticks the Kenyan flag at the top of Buckingham Palace and claims it for Kenya.
Uforo, Kagiso and Zawadi invade the UK from three different sides.
Zawadi, an accomplished General, arrives at London first. She sticks the Kenyan flag at the top of Buckingham Palace and claims it for Kenya.
On behalf of Nigeria and South Africa, Uforo and Kagiso claim Wales and Scotland respectively and share Northern Ireland.
English is declared too local a language; Ibibio, Xhosa and Swahili are now taught in schools. Pudding is abolished, replaced by Afang, nyama choma and phutu
English is declared too local a language; Ibibio, Xhosa and Swahili are now taught in schools. Pudding is abolished, replaced by Afang, nyama choma and phutu
African archeologists storm England on an expedition. They locate the tomb of Queen Elizabeth I at Westminster and hire white locals to raid it. They cart away her remains, back to Africa and stick them in a museum. British folk now travel to go see it.
Next, they go to castles and private homes, forcefully retrieve the art and bring them back to African museums, where they'll be well taken care of.
If the British demand for it, we tell them the art wasn't stolen. They just have a complicated history of inheritance.
If the British demand for it, we tell them the art wasn't stolen. They just have a complicated history of inheritance.
Anabohi Edewor, a seasoned seafarer from Delta, discovers the Thames!
Jaja, the great Amanyanabo of Opobo-ama is thrilled at the discovery. He commissions a fleet of ships to go and explore the new land and bring back whatever goods they have.
They return with muffins. And tea.
Jaja, the great Amanyanabo of Opobo-ama is thrilled at the discovery. He commissions a fleet of ships to go and explore the new land and bring back whatever goods they have.
They return with muffins. And tea.
They leave behind Awa Itam, Erjo, Erhan, Amadioha and Ogun. The people of Brighton now speak fluent Urhobo. Many of them choose to journey to the motherland - Africa.
Emboldened by the success of their brothers, Zimbabwe, Congo and Sierra Leone claim Belgium, Germany and the US.
Emboldened by the success of their brothers, Zimbabwe, Congo and Sierra Leone claim Belgium, Germany and the US.
The inequality in terminologies:
White people sailing to Africa = Voyagers on a journey of discovery.
Africans sailing to Europe = Illegal immigrants.
Black people working in western countries = foreigners.
White people working in foreign countries = expatriates.
White people sailing to Africa = Voyagers on a journey of discovery.
Africans sailing to Europe = Illegal immigrants.
Black people working in western countries = foreigners.
White people working in foreign countries = expatriates.
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