Right. Last day of the year, so I’ll be posting the winners to all the #Draw Challenges over the past 12 & a bit foul months. Right at the beginning we had no idea what he looked like - not now alas, tho @nuffinc already knew so won the #drawmatthancock Challenge! 
Next up I tried to get you to embrace your inner kitsch with the #DrawAKitten Challenge. A pathetic failure, frankly, & I’d forgotten that @BurtOHare actually won this with this. Keep an eye on her throughout
Things got back to normal in January with #DrawDominicRaab, won with chilling grace by @RobertDWells with this
Then things started getting weird. A brief fortnight after launching the #DrawSajidJavid Challenge he resigned in a Dom spawned clusterfuck - though @drawinglots brilliantly rose to the occasion with our first objet trouve/food based winner, while...
...the Challenge itself halfheartedly morphed into the #DrawRishiSunak Challenge. Even tho none of us knew a thing about this squillionaire Wykehamist at the time, the fantastic @joe_ackenbush won by dredging this from the depths of his cross hatched Id!
By now we were getting very very Covidy and needed distraction. I’ve long thought that Newark (anagram of “Wanker”) MP should have been the stand out star of this endless shitrain: drove all over the fucking country in lockdown before Dom, so instinctively corrupt he doesn’t...
...even begin to understand why bunging millions to his mates or dinner guests is conceivably wrong, with his fat baby Tory face, pudgy lips & phantom moustache - I mean, what’s not to love? @JamesDFMellor captured him perfectly & made me laugh as well with this
And there now follows a brief intermission while I get up, have a shower & some breakfast. Laters, space cats!
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