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The city wishes to thank all the drug lords for donating money to unemployed waiters, Uber drivers, chefs.
In an unexpected gesture, all three major drug cartels donated part of their proceeds to hungry unemployed hotel, restaurant and travel staff. 1
The city wishes to thank all the drug lords for donating money to unemployed waiters, Uber drivers, chefs.
In an unexpected gesture, all three major drug cartels donated part of their proceeds to hungry unemployed hotel, restaurant and travel staff. 1
One drug lord even stated they expected nothing but goodwill back from these donations.
Police, however, are not convinced that this is a purely humanitarian gesture as they expect tourism and leisure staff to help drug dealers avoid law enforcement. 2
Police, however, are not convinced that this is a purely humanitarian gesture as they expect tourism and leisure staff to help drug dealers avoid law enforcement. 2
However, the Mayor said any help to starving tourism & leisure staff is welcomed as the state had no money to pay business or staff and so drug money is the only money available. (Now referred to as home-made pharmaceuticals) 3
Joining drug lord donations are the Africa Replicative Selling Organisation -ARSO (formerly called the fake brands' hawkers) who stated that working with waiters will enhance the desirability of their goods with a broad range of customers. 4 (please add to the story below)
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