you cannot stop the fetterman.
you can only hope to contain him.
props to pa for having a lt governor who would not be out of place at a "hell in a cell" match
WE TAKE YOU LIVE TO THE PENNSYLVANIA STATE HOUSE

*SOUND OF GLASS SMASHING, BASS LINE STARTS THROBBING*

"OH MAH GAWD, THAT'S LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR JOHN FETTERMAN'S MUSIC!"

"LEGISLATIVE BUSINESS JUST PICKED UP, FOLKS!"
"LT GOVERNOR FETTERMAN IS WINDING UP..."

"HE'S NOT..."

"HE IS KING, HE IS!"

"FETTERMAN OFFERS A MOTION TO RECOMMIT!"

"MAH GAWD THAT STATE SENATOR HAS A FAMILY! SOMEWHERE AROUND HARRISBURG!"

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6 Jan
one black president.
one.
and they lost their damned minds.
one!
one in a 219-year chain of events.
just one!
and they totally lost their shit.

*one*
and it was the least scary one. like, on purpose, we picked the black guy who loans you a lawnmower and not the guy who's going to remind you that racism is pretty bad and systemic, and yet, the one -- with the fancy degrees and the slick way of talking.

and they still lost it!
the dude you lost your *minds* over.
this dude.
him.
the dude with the *helmet*. Image
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If Dems win, the Deep State Ballot Printing Team gets the next two weeks off, per direct orders from Soros and Obama
Are we gonna use all these Loeffler/Perdue ballots we've got in the back of these mysterious black vans as confetti for Bidens inauguration or what?
I need everyone who flew in from out of state as a phony Warnock/Ossoff voter to PLEASE submit your travel receipts for reimbursement no later than Friday. Payroll is adamant about this. Some of you know what a pain in the ass the Arizona stuff was last November.
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I've watched 4 seasons of the crown and I was ready and she just does this...
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Me: "oh the photographer who married princess Margaret and... fuckkkkk"
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republicans/conservatives just assume black people = danger, even in the nicest rich-ass parts of dc. racist trash.
its not like there arent some rough parts of dc, but its like these dinguses are walking through georgetown and cowering because the gangs from the warriors are after them.
and these dumb-dumbs would be equally shocked to find out some of the people in the richie rich parts of dc/md/va are...

black.
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actually most americans live in a shared reality. its just that a percentage of it is deluded and the media caters to their whims instead of just utterly rejecting their fantasies.
im pretty well convinced the percentage of unhinged americans is the same as its always been. its just that cable news and social media give them a bigger voice.
you: its never been this crazy!

me:
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I am getting daily tip sheet envy. Will people sign up to read my tip sheet of events that definitely did not happen?
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