Post-Trump Career Thread 1/

BTW all GOP politicians who were on national stage in 2016, have developed a 'strategy' to survive the Trumpomess. They KNEW he will burn this down. They've all thought they had the perfect way to have a career beyond Trump. Here are a few examples:
Post-Trump Career Thread 2/

Some were Trump friends before his 2015 run for President started, and have remained with him until now. Like notorious serial pants-grabber & alleged attorney Rudy Giuliani.

When I say 'old friends', I mean these are criminals who need pardons
Post-Trump Career Thread 3/

Some opportunists jumped onboard early in 2016, but were smart enough to see Trump is setting up a kleptocracy, and JUMPED OFF before the inaugration to avoid all legal stench. Like failed Bond Villain, the Chrischristie
Post-Trump Career Thread 4/

Some with a spine, said No Trump and remained steadfastly away from him, not even appearing at the 2016 convention. Like then convention HOST Governor, John Kasich
Post-Trump Career Thread 5/

Some opportunists jumped onto the Trump train late (convention 2016) and hugged Trump ever since, hoping to take his voters into the 2024 cycle. But Ted Cruz is the most hated man in America, even this lunatic strategy won't make him President
Post-Trump Career Thread 6/

Some early Trump team members jumped off the ship the moment the big crimes became known in the FBI raid of Michael Cohen's office. But kept 'warm' hand-holding sessions with the eventual Inmate-In-Chief like political weather vane Nikki Haley
Post-Trump Career Thread 7/

While other Trumpomobsters had to go to prison to ponder their loyalty to Trump, repent, turn state's evidence, and release a book to spin their side of the story. Like Trump failed loyalist, career thug and alleged attorney Michael Cohen
Post-Trump Career Thread 8/

Other Trumpomobsters jumped off the ship when it became obvious Trump's crimes would become revealed. Turning on Trump and releasing an opportunistic book to try to appear the 'sane conservative' like career war monger John Bolton
Post-Trump Career Thread 9/

Others tried to steer clear from Trump, avoid him, but align just with his legislation and try to avoid his ire. All these were doomed to fail, because sooner or later Trump would turn on them. Like #MoscowMitch McTurtle
Post-Trump Career Thread 10/

Some carried water for Trump loyally up to the election, hoping for miracle win, or a Presidential pardon. As it became obvious those weren't happening, they suddenly turned and probably now are singing to the FBI, like Bill Barr
Post-Trump Career Thread 11/

Some obscure idiots joined suddenly out of the blue, remained bizarrely loyal & will go down with this ship. The only plausible explanation for Mike Pence's behavior is that his boss Vladimir Putin has ordered Pence to do all this
Post-Trump Career Thread 12/

Some were just hired help. They've filed their divorce papers and will take Barron and never visit Trump in prison, like the First Tramp #FLOTITS
Post-Trump Career Thread 13/

One total idiot who had been against Trump, suddenly joined his team AFTER the crimes were obvious. The political vacuum Lady G #LeningradLindsey has preserved old Tweets critical of Trump, in an insane hope the years 2018-2020 would be forgotten
Post-Trump Career Thread 14/

Only one Republican had the spine to stand up to Trump the one time it really counted: Impeachment. This makes Mitt Romney the true leader of the post-Trump era Republican party. He has his work cut out for him.
PS Post-Trump Career Thread

When Romney lost in 2012, the GOP ran an 'autopsy' on the campaign. They said then, the GOP need to appeal to women, to minorities, and embrace facts.

Then in 2016 GOP nominated Trump a sexist racist delusional imbecile spewing conspiracy theories
Post-Trump Career Thread 15/

Some jumped onto Trump train late, but then remained loyal. And used bizarre interpretations of Bible quotations to try to justify Trump's totally un-Christian behavior. Hey little Marco. That doesn't make you President 2024. It makes you a hypocrite
Post-Trump Career Thread 16/

Some decided to play both sides of aisle, true Trump loyalist, and simultaneous Never Trumper, in a calculated premediated con, run with their crooked husband, like the crooked path to hell, the Conway
Post-Trump Career Thread 17/

Some knew there is no political life after Trump, so they played Trump, ran the biggest crime heist in the history of humankind, under Trump's nose, with intention to vanish with the loot, before 20 January. Like kleptocrat mastermind Steve Mnuchin
Post-Trump Career Thread 18/

Some invested their whole political career on the gamble of a glorious War With Iran. Failed Pom-Pom Girl Felicity Pomposity had no idea that Trump's boss Vladimir Putin would veto any such war, because Iran is Russia's friend. So Pompeo is doomed
Post-Trump Career Thread 19/

Some echoed Trumpism via traditional media, while peddling miracle cures like Hydroxychloroquine to enrich themselves. Hell has a special level for the inhumane Lauraingrahams
Post-Trump Career Thread 20/

Some evolved a natural defense mechanism to deny reality.

PRESS: Sarah, did you serve as Trump's Press Secretary?

SARAH: No, not to the best of my knowledge
Post-Trump Career Thread 21/

Some are related* to Trump and held hostage by Trump's threat to drop them from Trump's will. That grip is lost when all of Trump's remaining assets are seized. The Hitler Jugend kids will be in prison in New York.

*Or to Gary Busey (Eric Trump)
Post-Trump Career Thread 22/

Some placed all their trust in the awesome power of the Saudi Bone Saw. Jared will find that even a Saudi Bone Saw won't cut the prison bars of his new home.

This Tweet brought to you by the SBSA the Saudi Bone Saw Association
Post-Trump Career Thread 23/

Some placed their bets on the pure power of a war criminal sadist mercenary army Blackwater aka Academi managed by their lunatic sadist brother Erik Prince. The education secretary sadist Betsy DeVos may find prison life 'uncomfortable'
Post-Trump Career Thread 24/

And some believed Trump was smarter than they were. As Trump's mental ability is that of an imbecile, we now know Louie Gohmert's mental ability must be less. He is genuinely a moron. The dumbest man in Congress

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