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6 Jan, 4 tweets, 1 min read
I just got out of a meeting. These crackers did what? Image
Send me allllll the links.
Just got off the most pleasant Zoom call and sign onto Twitter
Y’all awake? You might wanna turn on the news. @NationalGuard

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8 Jan
My Twitter account is a direct extension of my behavior throughout my academic career. I basically went to school to bully bullies. I relish it.
When my mom enrolled me in a private school, those white boys were licking their chops when they saw this little black kid with glasses walk down the hall. Thing is, I was immune. I grew up in a family where shit talking was our love language. We clowned each other 24/7.
So when these bullies tried to make fun of me, I had home court advantage. Remember that scene in the Dark Knight where Bane was kicking Batman’s ass in the dark?

“Ah you think your jokes are funny? You merely adopted the jokes. I was born in it, molded by it.”
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8 Jan
Just took the pup for a walk and every single Trump sign was taken down. In Mesa, Arizona. The most conservative city in the country. Would ya look at that. Image
Source: Forbes and Politco Image
All those flags were flying high yesterday morning too.
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7 Jan
Yeah, okay. When I was wearing that same gear I wasn’t playing dress up. I’d talk shit and enjoy every moment of it, sweetheart. Image
Also, I gotta find the war journalist who took this photo and thank then, because this is definitely the coolest I’ve ever looked lol
@fredziffle2 stfu real quick
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7 Jan
So is Ashli Babbitt a hero for “dying for the Constitution”? Or was it Antifa that stormed the building?

Because it can’t be both.
I’ll leave y’all to ponder that. But I’m logging off for the night. Be easy.
MAGA Twitter tryna figure this conundrum out before it catches on
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6 Jan
Black people don’t even have to protest for the cops to kill us.
Storming the Capitol is so far down on the list for POC. We’re trying not to get murdered while we sleep in our beds at night.
Imagine complaining about getting maced for breaking into a government building. Bitch, I’d like to be able to go to Nordstroms without being accused of stealing.
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Turns at Bean Dad was even worse than we thought. Several yikes. Image
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*Billy Mays voice* But wait, there’s more! ImageImageImage
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