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6 Jan, 5 tweets, 1 min read

https://twitter.com/lastwordbkerr/status/1346966281380102144

Black people don’t even have to protest for the cops to kill us.

https://twitter.com/lastwordbkerr/status/1346966281380102144

Storming the Capitol is so far down on the list for POC. We’re trying not to get murdered while we sleep in our beds at night.

Imagine complaining about getting maced for breaking into a government building. Bitch, I’d like to be able to go to Nordstroms without being accused of stealing.

Like, I’d like to drive my Audi in Santa Monica at night without getting pulled over and having my shit torn up while they look for drugs.

Breaking into the House Chamber has never even fucking occurred to me.

White people wanna be oppressed so bad. Their lives are so mundane and carefree they go bungee jumping and sky diving and swimming with sharks and shit.

You want some excitement? Be black and drive around without a broken taillight on a Friday night.

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