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8 Jan, 4 tweets, 1 min read

Just took the pup for a walk and every single Trump sign was taken down. In Mesa, Arizona. The most conservative city in the country. Would ya look at that.

Source: Forbes and Politco

All those flags were flying high yesterday morning too.

Folks always ask why I bought in an ultra-conservative neighborhood. Mostly because I just like the architecture of the home. But also because I’ve never given one fuck about what anyone thinks. If a young black man in your neighborhood makes you uncomfortable, that’s your prob.

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Dylan

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8 Jan

My Twitter account is a direct extension of my behavior throughout my academic career. I basically went to school to bully bullies. I relish it.

When my mom enrolled me in a private school, those white boys were licking their chops when they saw this little black kid with glasses walk down the hall. Thing is, I was immune. I grew up in a family where shit talking was our love language. We clowned each other 24/7.

So when these bullies tried to make fun of me, I had home court advantage. Remember that scene in the Dark Knight where Bane was kicking Batman’s ass in the dark?

“Ah you think your jokes are funny? You merely adopted the jokes. I was born in it, molded by it.”

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https://twitter.com/fredziffle2/status/1347268945963843584

Yeah, okay. When I was wearing that same gear I wasn’t playing dress up. I’d talk shit and enjoy every moment of it, sweetheart.

https://twitter.com/fredziffle2/status/1347268945963843584

Also, I gotta find the war journalist who took this photo and thank then, because this is definitely the coolest I’ve ever looked lol

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@fredziffle2 stfu real quick

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Dylan

@dyllyp

7 Jan

So is Ashli Babbitt a hero for “dying for the Constitution”? Or was it Antifa that stormed the building?

Because it can’t be both.

I’ll leave y’all to ponder that. But I’m logging off for the night. Be easy.

MAGA Twitter tryna figure this conundrum out before it catches on

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6 Jan

https://twitter.com/lastwordbkerr/status/1346966281380102144

Black people don’t even have to protest for the cops to kill us.

https://twitter.com/lastwordbkerr/status/1346966281380102144

Storming the Capitol is so far down on the list for POC. We’re trying not to get murdered while we sleep in our beds at night.

Imagine complaining about getting maced for breaking into a government building. Bitch, I’d like to be able to go to Nordstroms without being accused of stealing.

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