#anologfud
Sir there's something wrong with the coal mine. All our canaries are dead. Its not the coal mine its the canaries.
Here's your new canary. now get back to work you FUDdster.
Sir there's something wrong with the coal mine. All our canaries are dead. Its not the coal mine its the canaries.
Here's your new canary. now get back to work you FUDdster.
Sir why does the canary get a mask and we don't.
Are you dead? No sir.
Then you don't need one. anyway we only got them in canary size.
Stop FUDDing and get back into the mine.
Are you dead? No sir.
Then you don't need one. anyway we only got them in canary size.
Stop FUDDing and get back into the mine.
Sir I'd like a mask.
You can request a mask in the event you die. ok?
Also we changed the terms of your contract...oh ok Sir.
Can I have a copy? No. Its on the back of the dunny door. Its up to you to check it to see if things have changed.
You can request a mask in the event you die. ok?
Also we changed the terms of your contract...oh ok Sir.
Can I have a copy? No. Its on the back of the dunny door. Its up to you to check it to see if things have changed.
Sir....sorry to be a pest. but it appears you have preapproved the terms of my death including a confirmation on my behalf that it was my fault.
Yes efficient isn't it.
Yes efficient isn't it.
What if the mine kills me Sir.
Well it cant possibly can it. We have already agreed on that.
What about the dead canaries?
There are no dead canaries. Where are these dead canaries you speak of?
Are you deliberately trying to defame this great mine of ours?
Well it cant possibly can it. We have already agreed on that.
What about the dead canaries?
There are no dead canaries. Where are these dead canaries you speak of?
Are you deliberately trying to defame this great mine of ours?
Take your canary and fuck of back down the mine.
Fucking FUDdster.
Fucking FUDdster.
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