Black Mil Humor: A Thread
PUNISHMENT ...
This is one for those who have donned the uniform as perhaps ONLY someone whose served would be able to relate to this ...
A US Air Force C-130 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland, at midnight during a winter month.
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PUNISHMENT ...
This is one for those who have donned the uniform as perhaps ONLY someone whose served would be able to relate to this ...
A US Air Force C-130 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland, at midnight during a winter month.
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During the pilot's pre-flight check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last flight.
So a message is sent to the base and an airman who was off duty is called back out to take care of it ...
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During the pilot's pre-flight check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last flight.
So a message is sent to the base and an airman who was off duty is called back out to take care of it ...
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The young man finally gets to the air base and makes his way to the aircraft only to find that the latrine pump-truck has been left outdoors and is frozen solid, so he must find another one in the hangar, which takes even more time ...
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The young man finally gets to the air base and makes his way to the aircraft only to find that the latrine pump-truck has been left outdoors and is frozen solid, so he must find another one in the hangar, which takes even more time ...
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He returns to the aircraft and is less than enthusiastic about what he has to do. Nevertheless, he goes about the pumping job deliberately and carefully (and slowly) so as not to risk criticism later ...
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He returns to the aircraft and is less than enthusiastic about what he has to do. Nevertheless, he goes about the pumping job deliberately and carefully (and slowly) so as not to risk criticism later ...
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As he's leaving the plane, the pilot stops him and says, "Son, your attitude and performance has caused this flight to be late and I'm going to personally see to it that you are not just reprimanded but punished."
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As he's leaving the plane, the pilot stops him and says, "Son, your attitude and performance has caused this flight to be late and I'm going to personally see to it that you are not just reprimanded but punished."
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Shivering in the cold, his task finished, he takes a deep breath, stands tall and says,
"Sir, with all due respect, I'm not your son; I'm an Airman in the United States Air Force .........
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Shivering in the cold, his task finished, he takes a deep breath, stands tall and says,
"Sir, with all due respect, I'm not your son; I'm an Airman in the United States Air Force .........
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I've been in Thule, Greenland 11 months w/o leave & reindeer asses are starting to look good to me. Ive one stripe; it's 2:30 in the morning, the temp is 40ยฐ below zero, my job heres to pump shit out of an aircraft."
"Now, just exactly what punishment did you have in mind?"
I've been in Thule, Greenland 11 months w/o leave & reindeer asses are starting to look good to me. Ive one stripe; it's 2:30 in the morning, the temp is 40ยฐ below zero, my job heres to pump shit out of an aircraft."
"Now, just exactly what punishment did you have in mind?"
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