Posting a old favourite Tale of mine from the Wild Wild West -
Be warned this thread is LONG.
But all Good things take time!
'The Old WOMAN & her MULE'
On a warm dusty afternoon, a wizened OLD WOMAN slowly trudged up to a Saloon and tied her old mule to the hitching post.
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Be warned this thread is LONG.
But all Good things take time!
'The Old WOMAN & her MULE'
On a warm dusty afternoon, a wizened OLD WOMAN slowly trudged up to a Saloon and tied her old mule to the hitching post.
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As she stood there, brushing the dust from her face and clothes, a young GUN-SLINGER stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and whisky in the other. He took one looked at the old woman, laughed and said "Hey you OLD BAG have you danced before?"
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As she stood there, brushing the dust from her face and clothes, a young GUN-SLINGER stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and whisky in the other. He took one looked at the old woman, laughed and said "Hey you OLD BAG have you danced before?"
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The Old Woman looked up at the Gunslinger & spoke in a tired voice "Nah! i neva did dance, neva really wanted tuh"
By now a crowd had gathered as the Gunslinger grinned & said "Well you ol'Bag, You're gonna dance NOW!" & started shooting at the grnd near the woman's feet.
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The Old Woman looked up at the Gunslinger & spoke in a tired voice "Nah! i neva did dance, neva really wanted tuh"
By now a crowd had gathered as the Gunslinger grinned & said "Well you ol'Bag, You're gonna dance NOW!" & started shooting at the grnd near the woman's feet.
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The old woman prospector - not wanting to get her toe blown off - started hopping around and Everyone was guffawing!!
When his last bullet had been fired, the young stud, still laughing, holstered his six-gun and turned to go back into the saloon.
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The old woman prospector - not wanting to get her toe blown off - started hopping around and Everyone was guffawing!!
When his last bullet had been fired, the young stud, still laughing, holstered his six-gun and turned to go back into the saloon.
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The old woman turned to her pack mule and ever so slowly, pulled out a Double-Barreled Shotgun, and COCKED both the Hammers.
The Loud CLICKS carried clearly through the thin hot desert air, and suddenly the crowd stopped laughing and there was a pin drop silence ...
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The old woman turned to her pack mule and ever so slowly, pulled out a Double-Barreled Shotgun, and COCKED both the Hammers.
The Loud CLICKS carried clearly through the thin hot desert air, and suddenly the crowd stopped laughing and there was a pin drop silence ...
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The young Gunslinger heard the 'Clicks' too, and he froze and turned around very slowly.
The crowd watched as young Stud stared at the Old woman and the Large Gaping Holes of those Twin Barrels.
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The young Gunslinger heard the 'Clicks' too, and he froze and turned around very slowly.
The crowd watched as young Stud stared at the Old woman and the Large Gaping Holes of those Twin Barrels.
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The barrels never wavered even an inch in the Old woman's steady hands as she softly spoke "Sonny have you ever KISSED a MULE's ASS?"
The Gun-Slinger gulped hard and said,
"No M'am......BUT but, i ALWAYS wanted To.".....
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The barrels never wavered even an inch in the Old woman's steady hands as she softly spoke "Sonny have you ever KISSED a MULE's ASS?"
The Gun-Slinger gulped hard and said,
"No M'am......BUT but, i ALWAYS wanted To.".....
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So, there are FIVE LESSONS here for ALL of us to learn:
1 - NEVER be Arrogant.
2 - Don't waste ammo.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than U are.
4 - Always be sure to know WHO has the Power.
5 - And, NEVER FCUK with OLD people; they DID'NT get old by being STUPID!
So, there are FIVE LESSONS here for ALL of us to learn:
1 - NEVER be Arrogant.
2 - Don't waste ammo.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than U are.
4 - Always be sure to know WHO has the Power.
5 - And, NEVER FCUK with OLD people; they DID'NT get old by being STUPID!
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Disclaimer : I am NOT the author, but can't give appropriate credit because don't the original person who penned this gem.
Disclaimer : I am NOT the author, but can't give appropriate credit because don't the original person who penned this gem.
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