Thread #TractorJamboree

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One of the most amazing things about these agitators is their healthy disregard for LOGIC & REASON!

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As well the urge to present credible propositions.

Fortunately for them, much of their FB & SM/media support base are gullible/consumed by #ModiHatred sentiment not to question the claims. I am one of them.๐Ÿ™ƒ

So now I look forward to the hugest ever tractor rally.๐Ÿ™ƒ

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According to this report, in The Hindu two lakh tractor trolleys will take part in the rally. My mind boggles. Length of typical tractor is 2.9 m. Add a trolley att - 2M. Safe to assume a 3M intra tractor gap, max speed being 30 kmph .
This => 8 M per tractor.
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A rally with two lakh tractors would thus stretch 1600 km (8 m x 200,000).
NH 48 from Delhi is 1418 km. So I dont even need to go to Delhi to watch the rally, can do it all along from is Amchi Mumbai to Delhi and at least 200 km of it without stepping out of Mumbai even!

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One day, I will apply for a PhD in Agricultural Economics for Understanding YOYO Yadav &Tikait Babu's method of calculating cost of cultivation and MSP

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NO whataboutery ...

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โ–ถ It's the Stir which they couldn't get to do during the Abrogation of Article 370.
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